Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

 

[256bits]

I'm sick.
I'm tired.
I must have the disease.


^{The spoiler is not coming up.}

[ I am sick and tired of Covid }

 

[256bits]

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What's that.
Soccer player moonlighting job on offseason.

 

[ergospherical]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Ibix]

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Correction sir: that's blown off.

(One nerd point if you can name the episode I'm misquoting.)

 

[DaveC426913]

Correction sir: that's blown off.

(One nerd point if you can name the episode I'm misquoting.)

I don't suppose it's

 

[jack action]

 

[Baluncore]

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That is photo shopped quite well. The actual signs read ...

 

[WWGD]

The creator of autocorrect died recently.
May he restaurant in piece.

 

[WWGD]

 

[Ibix]

I don't suppose it's
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Much older - it was Star Trek having a moment of scientific accuracy.

 

[fresh_42]

 

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[DaveC426913]

This is not lame. This is the opposite of lame. This is brilliant.

 

[DrClaude]

This is not lame. This is the opposite of lame. This is brilliant.

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The irony of writing in TREK (the correct answer ) is that 71 down becomes "It's a trap!"

 

[DaveC426913]

The irony of writing in TREK (the correct answer ) is that 71 down becomes "It's a trap!"

 

[fresh_42]

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

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Remember the place at the train station manned by an Indian guy, called " Akhbar's Snack bar"

 

[phinds]

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It is absolutely ridiculous to think that this is a regular American breakfast. I mean, where in the hell are the hash-browns?

 

[gmax137]

It is absolutely ridiculous to think that this is a regular American breakfast. I mean, where in the hell are the hash-browns?

Plus, I use a fork & knife to eat. Shoveling that down with your bare hands would cause unsightly and corrosive fingerprints on the breakfast gun. Where's the Hoppe's oil and the rag? Didn't we all learn that in scouts?

EDIT: you can tell it isn't Texas, there's no ketchup on the table

 

[BillTre]

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This reminds me of a Groucho joke:
Besides a dog, a book is a person's best friend.
Inside a dog, its too dark to read.

 

[DaveC426913]

This reminds me of a Groucho joke:
Besides a dog, a book is a person's best friend.
Inside a dog, its too dark to read.

*ahem*

Outside of a dog, a book is...

 

[sysprog]

@BillTre, please don't feel alone if you're feeling a bit chagrined in re the Groucho quote correction $-$ @DaveC426913 has (graciously) straightened me out at least a couple of times . . .

 

[Baluncore]

I was unaware of the quote's Marxian origin.
You sit by the fire, quietly reading a book.
Your dog lies by the fire, reading your facial expression, and becoming quite perplexed by the story you are telling.

 

[sysprog]

@DaveC426913 thank you for nicely reminding me of the definitionally prismatic characteristics of a prism.

 

[sysprog]

Much older - it was Star Trek having a moment of scientific accuracy.

It was Data on Next Generation, and it was "out", not "off" (I cheated and googled it, but how different is that from asking Data?)