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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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  • #11,912
I'm sick.
I'm tired.
I must have the disease.


The spoiler is not coming up.

[ I am sick and tired of Covid }
 
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WWGD said:
What's that.
Soccer player moonlighting job on offseason.
 
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ergospherical said:
Correction sir: that's blown off.

(One nerd point if you can name the episode I'm misquoting.)
 
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Ibix said:
Correction sir: that's blown off.

(One nerd point if you can name the episode I'm misquoting.)
I don't suppose it's
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  • #11,920
The creator of autocorrect died recently.
May he restaurant in piece.
 
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This is not lame. This is the opposite of lame. This is brilliant.

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DaveC426913 said:
This is not lame. This is the opposite of lame. This is brilliant.

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The irony of writing in TREK (the correct answer :wink:) is that 71 down becomes "It's a trap!"
 
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DrClaude said:
The irony of writing in TREK (the correct answer :wink:) is that 71 down becomes "It's a trap!"
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DaveC426913 said:
Remember the place at the train station manned by an Indian guy, called " Akhbar's Snack bar"
 
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WWGD said:
It is absolutely ridiculous to think that this is a regular American breakfast. I mean, where in the hell are the hash-browns?
 
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phinds said:
It is absolutely ridiculous to think that this is a regular American breakfast. I mean, where in the hell are the hash-browns?
Plus, I use a fork & knife to eat. Shoveling that down with your bare hands would cause unsightly and corrosive fingerprints on the breakfast gun. Where's the Hoppe's oil and the rag? Didn't we all learn that in scouts?

EDIT: you can tell it isn't Texas, there's no ketchup on the table
 
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BillTre said:
This reminds me of a Groucho joke:
Besides a dog, a book is a person's best friend.
Inside a dog, its too dark to read.
 
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BillTre said:
This reminds me of a Groucho joke:
Besides a dog, a book is a person's best friend.
Inside a dog, its too dark to read.
*ahem*

Outside of a dog, a book is...
:wink:
 
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@BillTre, please don't feel alone if you're feeling a bit chagrined in re the Groucho quote correction ##-## @DaveC426913 has (graciously) straightened me out at least a couple of times . . . ?:)
 
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I was unaware of the quote's Marxian origin.
You sit by the fire, quietly reading a book.
Your dog lies by the fire, reading your facial expression, and becoming quite perplexed by the story you are telling.
 
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@DaveC426913 thank you for nicely reminding me of the definitionally prismatic characteristics of a prism. :wink:
 
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Ibix said:
Much older - it was Star Trek having a moment of scientific accuracy.
It was Data on Next Generation, and it was "out", not "off" (I cheated and googled it, but how different is that from asking Data?) :smile:
 
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