Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Orodruin said:
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Why does the Swedish Navy have not?

Well, they tried. But every time they scanned one it said tre kronor on every boat.
 
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So I went to a lovely restaurant for dinner last night, I had the roast Pelican.

The food was great but the bill was enormous.
 
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What is Cookie Monster's favorite Olympic event?

Discus.
 
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Hips On Campus​


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Pee-wee football team's grand entrance to the football field...

 
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Football player with Math Phd to start for the Houston Eulers.
 
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WWGD said:
Football player with Math Phd to start for the Houston Eulers.
Don't forget the hockey players in Edmonton. :wink:

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Have you seen the new reality TV series "Gilligan's Astronauts"?

They went out for a :music: ten-day cruise :music: and got marooned...
 
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My inner Monk cries with happiness​



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One of mine...

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When doing press ups, Chuck Norris doesn’t push himself up...
He pushes the Earth away.

Chuck Norris doesn’t mow the lawn…
He dares the grass to grow
 
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Ibix said:
Tattoos by Rothko?
Is that " Roscoe" by someone with a lisp/lithp?
 
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I like the second and fifth ones:
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The name for my next paper, actual Mathematical names : " Ball-Packing in Fock Spaces with Tight Curvature".
 
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"Harry Potter and the
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Ball-Packing in Fock Spaces with Tight Curvature".
 
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Why did the law school hire a turtle for a faculty position?

To teach tort law.
 
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jtbell said:
Why did the law school hire a turtle for a faculty position?

To teach tort law.
But if it's already tort do you really need to teach it again?
 
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I used to think my dad was a superhero, until I realized he was just a weird guy who walked around wearing a cape.
 
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jtbell said:
Why did the law school hire a turtle for a faculty position?

To teach tort law.
Tort, tart, cake, pie. Ill figure out which is which one of these days.
 
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I remember as an undergrad, looking for a student tenure position, aka, the Peter Pan scholarship.
 

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