A non undisclosure agreement.
Just when I was about to sign an agreement concerning IT procedure, I asked my friend about it.
After reading it she said, ahh, it's nothing. It's just a non undisclosure agreement.
+ A what?? I asked, what the hell is non undisclosure?
- Just like the name implies, it's the opposite of undisclosure
+ And, (as a non English native speaker, I inquired again) what is undisclosure
- Well, it's the opposite of disclosure,
+ Sorry, and disclosure means...?
- It's the opposite of ******
Okay, I'm lost here. Then I just sign the agreement without knowing what's on it.
And then she told me, that's how English works, double negatives, mean positive, and sometimes double negatives can also mean negative, such as: I don't know nothing
But never double positives means negative,
And for that I replied yeah, right!