Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Just a note: fossil fuels are technically renewable, too!
 
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jtbell said:
Really. so stereotypical. Overalls and a straw hat!

real farmers dress the part
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That Green Acres theme image parodied Grant Wood's 'American Gothic' painting:

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Son: "Is it true, Dad, that in some African countries the men don't know the women before marriage?"
Dad: "That's in every country the case."
 
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You are not scared of being alone in the dark ...

You are scared of not being alone in the dark.
 
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from a collection of pictures to piss off Putinophils:

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Something about Mardi Gras I think.
 
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DaveC426913 said:
Cat: The Unboxing Video.

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I don't see any video, just a repeat of post #12000
 
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There are wines that get better with years.
But there are also years that only get better with wine.
 
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