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This pretty well captures my phone bill
Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Pfft. Even I know this one. It's sports!sysprog said:
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Poor guy, he wasn't very fortunate.jack action said:
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"Mama, I want a bunny!"
"I have already planned something else for lunch."
"I have already planned something else for lunch."
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Pranking the Russian embassy in DC:
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They will have to change it. The Ukrainian Department of deRussianization has decreed that it is spelled ZELENSKYY.BillTre said:
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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 06, 2010
Now I know where this widely used ploy comes from.
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Programmers always put two glasses on their bedside table before going to sleep:
- One filled with water in case they get thirsty;
- One empty in case they don't.
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- Buy a 3D printer
- Print the 3D printer
- Return the 3D printer
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I'd rather die on my feet than live with my niece.
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