Collection of Lame Jokes

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This pretty well captures my phone bill

 

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[DennisN]

 

[DaveC426913]

I didn't know what to make of this..

Pfft. Even I know this one. It's sports!

 

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[DrClaude]

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Poor guy, he wasn't very fortunate.

 

[fresh_42]

"Mama, I want a bunny!"
"I have already planned something else for lunch."

 

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[BillTre]

 

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[BillTre]

Pranking the Russian embassy in DC:

 

[Keith_McClary]

Pranking the Russian embassy in DC:

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They will have to change it. The Ukrainian Department of deRussianization has decreed that it is spelled ZELENSKYY.

 

[Keith_McClary]

Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 06, 2010​

Now I know where this widely used ploy comes from.

 

[Hamiltonian]

 

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Programmers always put two glasses on their bedside table before going to sleep:

• One filled with water in case they get thirsty;
• One empty in case they don't.

 

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1. Buy a 3D printer
2. Print the 3D printer
3. Return the 3D printer

 

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[DennisN]

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Have you seen the hilarious "Mono Lisa"? :

(from Uncyclopedia)

 

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[WWGD]

I'd rather die on my feet than live with my niece.

 

[fresh_42]