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Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Cobol would be the better choice!jack action said:
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Or an abacus.
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ergospherical said:
Is that Schrödinger's cat in the end? So it's alive?
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Yes, with 90% certainty. The author of that post here already calculated it himself.jack action said:
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/math-challenge-august-2020.991944/#post-6374281
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People, please hold on to your lame jokes until we are on page 405 or we won't get them ...
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Nah, I think the shepherds just got bored of sheep.WWGD said:
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Alfred doesn't need to worry... all entrance to the cave has been banned since 2009.WWGD said:
https://carolinaoutdoorsguide.com/bat-cave-preserve/
I've driven past that sign on I-26 many times, and through the village of Bat Cave and nearby Lake Lure a few times.
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I was wondering why music was coming from my printer.
Apparently, the paper was jamming.
Apparently, the paper was jamming.
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Why only billionaires are going into the space rocket business?
Because there's no such thing as a free launch.
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Good news for princesses. With the high gas prices, princes will soon really come on horseback.
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One of them will arrive in a motorcycle. With something in purple. And the revolutionfresh_42 said:
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What was cool when you were young but isn't anymore?
Earth
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I knew a Star Trek fan who called his goldfish Leonard My Koi.
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