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Cobol would be the better choice!jack action said:
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ergospherical said:
Is that Schrödinger's cat in the end? So it's alive?
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Yes, with 90% certainty. The author of that post here already calculated it himself.jack action said:
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/math-challenge-august-2020.991944/#post-6374281
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People, please hold on to your lame jokes until we are on page 405 or we won't get them ...
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Nah, I think the shepherds just got bored of sheep.WWGD said:
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Alfred doesn't need to worry... all entrance to the cave has been banned since 2009.WWGD said:
https://carolinaoutdoorsguide.com/bat-cave-preserve/
I've driven past that sign on I-26 many times, and through the village of Bat Cave and nearby Lake Lure a few times.
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I was wondering why music was coming from my printer.
Apparently, the paper was jamming.
Apparently, the paper was jamming.
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Why only billionaires are going into the space rocket business?
Because there's no such thing as a free launch.
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Good news for princesses. With the high gas prices, princes will soon really come on horseback.
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What was cool when you were young but isn't anymore?
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I knew a Star Trek fan who called his goldfish Leonard My Koi.
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