Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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WWGD said:
Brian: You're all individuals!
Crowd, in chorus: Yes, we're all individuals!
Brian: You're all different!
Crowd, in chorus: Yes, we're all different!
One guy at the back: I'm not.
- Monty Python
 
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Ibix said:
Brian: You're all individuals!
Crowd, in chorus: Yes, we're all individuals!
Brian: You're all different!
Crowd, in chorus: Yes, we're all different!
One guy at the back: I'm not.
- Monty Python
 
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Today's the day! Grab a hot dog, dig out its innards, fill it with scotch, and have a happy hollow weenie!
 
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I hope this one's allowed.
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berkeman said:
And combine it with a TV mounted on top of another TV that is not working.
 
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New excuse
jtbell said:
Just be careful which one you grab when you're hungry.
Thanks; not what I meant when I said " I like dogs" ;).
 
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If bagpipes could fly, they'd be Canada geese.
 
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BillTre said:
How about those guys who always carry a battery pack around...

"Charge your phone, baby?"
 
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It is funny because this was me a couple of hours ago. 😛
 
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Alien monkeys

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That, as it turns out, are dog noses
 
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When Humans Say Hold My Beer The Galaxy Now Automatically Raises Threat Level To Maximum​

 
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nsaspook said:
"now the tubes have no glass but may still work"

Do they still have the original vacuum? :wink:
 
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topsquark said:
The adult or the kid?

-Dan
Yes.
 
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What is your dog doing when it stops at every tree, fireplug, etc.?

Checking its peemail!
 
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nsaspook said:
%$#@! I was about to go to sleep, but now I have to compute the expression!! ;).
 
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With me, it was just $$z^{z^{z^{z \cdots}}}$$
 
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New Kenyan actor to star in next Star Wars film. Obi Wan Nairobi.
 
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Where do polar bears go to vote? (along with Santa, his elves and reindeer...)

The North Poll.
 
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