Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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I heard this joke in Steven Colbert's Late show just to be fair , anyway

The Rolling Stones are performing their 60th anniversary tour called "Sixty"
At this point the band should be called "The Kidney Stones" ...
 
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WWGD said:
Saturday is write a caption day. Here is mine given the bride's wistful expression:

Groom: "Tonight I preform like strong bull!"
Bride: "Sigh, I wish..."
 
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How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, if the light bulb really wants to change.
 
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jtbell said:
How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, if the light bulb really wants to change.
I remember the line to my gf: " My therapist says I love you".
 
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Checking every Z symbol, you never know where your enemy might be...

 
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An angry bear tried to steal some "honey" from the neighbors, so far hasn't worked out that well for the bear...

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Maybe this is an even better political analogy, take a look...
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phinds said:
? What's the joke?
Look at Homer Simpson, above her waist. Her breasts are the eyes.
 
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Look at Homer Simpson, above her waist. Her breasts are the eyes.
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WWGD said:
When I see a humor like this I hold myself with effort not to cry. I have been learning English for all my life and I still understand nothing.
 

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