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I heard this joke in Steven Colbert's Late show just to be fair , anyway

The Rolling Stones are performing their 60th anniversary tour called "Sixty"
At this point the band should be called "The Kidney Stones" ...
 
WWGD said:
Saturday is write a caption day. Here is mine given the bride's wistful expression:

Groom: "Tonight I preform like strong bull!"
Bride: "Sigh, I wish..."
 
How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, if the light bulb really wants to change.
 
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jtbell said:
How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, if the light bulb really wants to change.
I remember the line to my gf: " My therapist says I love you".
 
Checking every Z symbol, you never know where your enemy might be...

 
An angry bear tried to steal some "honey" from the neighbors, so far hasn't worked out that well for the bear...

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Maybe this is an even better political analogy, take a look...
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Ouchhhh
 
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phinds said:
? What's the joke?
Look at Homer Simpson, above her waist. Her breasts are the eyes.
 
WWGD said:
Look at Homer Simpson, above her waist. Her breasts are the eyes.
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