Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
  • Knowledge of cultural references in humor
  • Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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I heard this joke in Steven Colbert's Late show just to be fair , anyway

The Rolling Stones are performing their 60th anniversary tour called "Sixty"
At this point the band should be called "The Kidney Stones" ...
 
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WWGD said:
Saturday is write a caption day. Here is mine given the bride's wistful expression:

Groom: "Tonight I preform like strong bull!"
Bride: "Sigh, I wish..."
 
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How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, if the light bulb really wants to change.
 
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jtbell said:
How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, if the light bulb really wants to change.
I remember the line to my gf: " My therapist says I love you".
 
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Checking every Z symbol, you never know where your enemy might be...

 
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An angry bear tried to steal some "honey" from the neighbors, so far hasn't worked out that well for the bear...

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Maybe this is an even better political analogy, take a look...
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phinds said:
? What's the joke?
Look at Homer Simpson, above her waist. Her breasts are the eyes.
 
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Look at Homer Simpson, above her waist. Her breasts are the eyes.
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When I see a humor like this I hold myself with effort not to cry. I have been learning English for all my life and I still understand nothing.
 

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