Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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Due to the large influx of Keyboard warriors in Ukraine's neighboring countries who are "ready" to fight in Ukraine , our army has prepared a special batch of Russian weapons just for this cause.

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What did the police find when they dusted Chris Rock's face?

Fresh prints.
 
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A friend was at a family funeral when he suddenly realized that he wasn't sure he'd put his phone in silent. Since his text message sound was someone knocking on a door then asking in a weird voice "is there anybody there?", he decided to check as a matter of urgency.

Collective opinion among my friends is that this guy and his phone are invited to all our funerals...
 
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I just heart in a romantic movie: (Him to her) „You were breathtaking”. My mind on the spot came with a pun: „You were bad breath#taking”.
 
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And other huge companies like McDonalds and KFC started in a kitchen
 
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Manual on how to start your VW lawn mower


And a better version of a lawn mower
 
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--Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupe melons and no one asks, "What the Hell is wrong with you?”

--When the pool re-opens, due to social distancing rules, there will be no water in lanes 1, 3, and 5.

--When I get a headache I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.

--Just once, I want the username and password prompt to say, “Close enough.”

--If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I’m self employed. We’re having a meeting.

--I envy people who grow old gracefully. They age like a fine wine. I’m ageing like milk: Getting sour and chunky.

--I hate it when I can’t figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech support guy is asleep. He’s 5 and it’s past his bedtime. Today’s 3 year-olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps. When I was 3, I ate mud.
 
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Medical diagnosis:

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Something is fishy with the currency:

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What has two butts and kills people?

An assassin
 
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