Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
 
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DEEPLY cringe-worthy but I just can't help myself:

Price of gas in France ------ A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings--- I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh

See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.

I put it here because I figured I had nothing Toulouse
 
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artis said:
Since its pf...
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artis said:
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That's a crusty looking wine bottle.
No doubt , from a Spanish galleon of the 15th century ... sunken off the coast of the Americas ... perfectly aged ...
 
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Just because bread is the 'staff of life', does not mean that life is one long loaf.
 
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They're stringing me along:
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Saw a bumper sticker today:
"People who don't understand sarcasm are awesome!"
 
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