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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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If you are ever feeling particularly ineffectual, remember --- it took 20 years, trillions of dollars, and 4 US presidents to replace the Taliban with ... the Taliban.
 
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WAY too close to home:

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phinds said:
If you are ever feeling particularly ineffectual, remember ---
...there's someone out there whose job it is to install turn signals on BMWs.
 
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phinds said:
If you are ever feeling particularly ineffectual, remember --- it took 20 years, trillions of dollars, and 4 US presidents to replace the Taliban with ... the Taliban.
I think that is more of a testament to what faith can do.
Faith as such doesn't necessarily have to be for a good cause, as long as a group is fanatical about something it works.
 
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*now* said:
I know my music and i know my movies but I read that three times before the penny dropped.
 
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It only "works" if you have no idea how to pronounce "Bach". Here is an example.
The only common sound is the "b".
 
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mfb said:
It only "works" if you have no idea how to pronounce "Bach". Here is an example.
The only common sound is the "b".
If it wasn't for you I would still be guessing Schwarzenegger's response, and I do know Bach... but I have long forgotten the Terminator.

Here is a joke from me, back when I was younger I learned some German in school, the basics. I knew that schwarz is black in German and "schwarze" means black as for a person, right @mfb ?
And "negger" translates from German as negro.

So for a while back in school I thought of Arnold as some grandson of a influential slave trader or some other white colonizer...:biggrin: until bit later I found out that his surname means a geographical place in Austria...from then on I never translate surnames directly even if they can be translated.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwarzenegger_(surname)
is a German surname that means person from Schwarzenegg, which is both a village in Switzerland (currently split between the municipalities of Unterlangenegg and Oberlangenegg) and a place in Land Salzburg in Austria.
 
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artis said:
If it wasn't for you I would still be guessing Schwarzenegger's response, and I do know Bach...
Me, too. I remembered I'll be back but couldn't associate it with any composer. It simply wasn't funny for me.
 
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artis said:
If it wasn't for you I would still be guessing Schwarzenegger's response, and I do know Bach... but I have long forgotten the Terminator.
I had a feeling it was more than just the Terminator where he says it, a quick google…

Commando (1985)
Raw Deal (1986)
Running Man (1987)
Twins (1988)
Total Recall (1990)
Last Action Hero (1993)
The 6th Day (2000)
The Expendables 2 (2012)
 
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Why did Bach walk into the store but then walk out again without buying anything?

Because he realized he was Baroque.

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pinball1970 said:
Why did Bach walk into the store but then walk out again without buying anything?

Because he realized he was Baroque.
Where is the emoji for running out of the room screaming while holding one's nose?
 
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These puns are so bad, I'm going to Haydn myself.
 
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fresh_42 said:
These puns are so bad, I'm going to Haydn myself.
Last one promise

A middle C an F and an Ab walked into a bar.

“sorry” the barman said.

“I'm afraid we don’t serve minors”
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Evening news titles
Today: Kremlin insiders disagree with Putin on further war strategy
Tomorrow: Kremlin outsiders...
 
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My wife says that I would be wrong for being in the forest. :oldeyes:
 
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