Collection of Lame Jokes

WWGD · Apr 25, 2022

phinds · Apr 25, 2022

If you are ever feeling particularly ineffectual, remember --- it took 20 years, trillions of dollars, and 4 US presidents to replace the Taliban with ... the Taliban.

phinds · Apr 25, 2022

WAY too close to home:

DaveC426913 · Apr 25, 2022

phinds said:

If you are ever feeling particularly ineffectual, remember ---

...there's someone out there whose job it is to install turn signals on BMWs.

artis · Apr 25, 2022

phinds said:

If you are ever feeling particularly ineffectual, remember --- it took 20 years, trillions of dollars, and 4 US presidents to replace the Taliban with ... the Taliban.

I think that is more of a testament to what faith can do.
Faith as such doesn't necessarily have to be for a good cause, as long as a group is fanatical about something it works.

BillTre · Apr 26, 2022

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BillTre · Apr 26, 2022

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jtbell · Apr 26, 2022

Did you know that the Easter Bunny has a side hustle?

'Easter Bunny' listed as prosecutor in hundreds of Iowa court cases (Des Moines Register / Iowa Capital Dispatch)

jtbell · Apr 26, 2022

WWGD said:

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That must be a biofuel-powered car. The driver supplies the fuel.

artis · Apr 27, 2022

Vin Diesel or as I call him "biofuel" seems to have a look a like living in Thailand

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https://mothership.sg/2022/02/vin-diesel-lookalike-thailand/
I can't wait to see the "2 Fast & 2 Jinping - drifting in Beijing" edition

*now* · Apr 27, 2022

jack action · Apr 27, 2022

Seen on the Parents guide for Playing It Cool from IMDB:

pinball1970 · Apr 27, 2022

*now* said:

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I know my music and i know my movies but I read that three times before the penny dropped.

mfb · Apr 27, 2022

It only "works" if you have no idea how to pronounce "Bach". Here is an example.
The only common sound is the "b".

artis · Apr 28, 2022

mfb said:

It only "works" if you have no idea how to pronounce "Bach". Here is an example.
The only common sound is the "b".

If it wasn't for you I would still be guessing Schwarzenegger's response, and I do know Bach... but I have long forgotten the Terminator.

Here is a joke from me, back when I was younger I learned some German in school, the basics. I knew that schwarz is black in German and "schwarze" means black as for a person, right @mfb ?
And "negger" translates from German as negro.

So for a while back in school I thought of Arnold as some grandson of a influential slave trader or some other white colonizer...

until bit later I found out that his surname means a geographical place in Austria...from then on I never translate surnames directly even if they can be translated.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwarzenegger_(surname)

is a German surname that means person from Schwarzenegg, which is both a village in Switzerland (currently split between the municipalities of Unterlangenegg and Oberlangenegg) and a place in Land Salzburg in Austria.

fresh_42 · Apr 28, 2022

artis said:

If it wasn't for you I would still be guessing Schwarzenegger's response, and I do know Bach...

Me, too. I remembered I'll be back but couldn't associate it with any composer. It simply wasn't funny for me.

pinball1970 · Apr 28, 2022

artis said:

If it wasn't for you I would still be guessing Schwarzenegger's response, and I do know Bach... but I have long forgotten the Terminator.

I had a feeling it was more than just the Terminator where he says it, a quick google…

Commando (1985)
Raw Deal (1986)
Running Man (1987)
Twins (1988)
Total Recall (1990)
Last Action Hero (1993)
The 6th Day (2000)
The Expendables 2 (2012)