Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Haters will see you walk on water and say it's because you can't swim.
 
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jack action said:
Do you think it works?
Reddit isn't a good place for asking programming questions, at least I think so. If the question is at the basic level, then it is best to ask in a forum like PF where one can get more personalized help. If it is regarding some library that doesn't work, then maybe Stack Overflow is a better place. The first thing to do before asking on SO is to ask Google, and if nothing turns up, then ask yourself if the question will be useful to future visitors. If the answer to that is no, then there are fairly high chances that SO will close the question with downvotes.
 
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jack action said:
Do you think it works?
Yep. 100%.
 
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  • #12,514
jack action said:
Do you think it works?

Isn't it simpler to just post the original question incorrectly? Then others instead of correcting the answer will correct the question...
 
  • #12,515
It has to be said..

For all you Star Trek Fans out there

May the 4th be with you!
 
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256bits said:
It has to be said..

For all you Star Trek Fans out there

May the 4th be with you!
Really lame, indeed. It is Star Wars. :D
 
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256bits said:
May the 4th be with you!
This is 21 days before towel day! And 21 equals 42/2. An accident? I do not think so!
 
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fresh_42 said:
This is 21 days before towel day! And 21 equals 42/2. An accident? I do not think so!
And 21 days is ##(10! / 2!)## seconds. Very suspicious!
 
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dextercioby said:
Really lame, indeed. It is Star Wars. :D
Your thinking too much again.
You really want to irritate the Star trekkies, that is if it doesn't go over their head.
 
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Cute business card:

piano.jpg
 
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When you leave the strawberries in the fridge for too long:
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jack action said:
Cute business card:
piano-jpg.jpg

Sorry, can't find the "any" key.
 
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WWGD said:
When you leave the strawberries in the fridge for too long:
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One of my dad's mates was like that. His surname was Bush, and he kinda did look like one...
 
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berkeman said:
Found this in my Facebook feed today. Some of them are pretty funny :smile:
"The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a tune but the Chick Peas can only hummus one"

Ouch. 😁
 
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Ibix said:
One of my dad's mates was like that. His surname was Bush, and he kinda did look like one...
And he probably did not like people who "beat around the bush" ...
 
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I found a little poem that originated some time after Einstein introduced relativity

"
There was a young lady named Bright
Whose speed was far faster than light;
She set out one day
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night.
"
 
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There is a weird anti-limerick:

There was a young man from St Bees
Who was stung on the arm by a wasp.
When asked "Does it hurt?"
He replied "No it doesn't;
I'm so glad it wasn't a hornet."
 
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There once was a man
from Cork, who got limericks
and haikus confused
 
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