Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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jack action said:
My friend Sarah left her bottle of Pepsi at a rest stop about 60 miles south of Tampa.

That’s where Sarah's soda is.
If she still had it, maybe she’d let her friend Missy sip.
 
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What did Delaware?
Idaho, Alaska...
ahh her New Jersey...
 
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What!? A pornographic cat?

(Turn it upside-down if you don't see it)
 
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Wives have started sending emails to their husbands asking for 5 bullets by midnight listing what they did around the house last week. Failure to comply would result in a transfer to the doghouse.
 
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I can do math really fast!

How fast?

Ask me something.

How much is 17 times 369?

619.

Wrong.

But fast!
 
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  • #21,107
Any part of the rocket could be reused. Who(which) can you thrust?
 
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Typo?
 
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DaveC426913 said:
Typo?
Not O, but AB ,IIRC.

But Taipei personality.
 
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Cutting out the middleman.

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I just read an article about antigravity.

I couldn’t put it down.
 
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jtbell said:
I just read an article about antigravity.

I couldn’t put it down.
Wait for the sequel! It's about magnetism and I'm sure you will find it attractive.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Wait for the sequel! It's about magnetism and I'm sure you will find it attractive.
Or it might turn out to be repulsive. ?:)
 
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I found an article about vacuum but there was nothing in it.
 
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I heard about a guy who had a brain-eating amoeba.

It starved to death.
 
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The dumb guy had a set of islands named after him: " No brains atoll".
 
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jtbell said:
Or it might turn out to be repulsive. ?:)
I read a preprint about GWS theory, but it was too weak to be published.
 
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Orodruin said:
Sir you will have to call and talk to a confusing phone menu to schedule an appointment.
 
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eggceptional
 
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nsaspook said:
eggceptional

WWGD said:
Eggsactly!
Un oeuf is un oeuf!
 
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Moe: "My wife got me to believe in religion."

Joe: "Really?"

Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her, I didn't believe in Hell."
 
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WWGD said:
Eggsactly!
Shouldn't that be in the yolks forum?
 
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"I have the body of a Greek God!"
"Buddha isn't a Greek God."
 
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Yes, he's called Santa Claus, but St Nicholas is his Nick name.
 
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"What do you think about sex in the workplace?"
"Not so much. I'm married and the selection isn't that great."
"May I ask where you work?"
"I'm in home office."
 
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fresh_42 said:
"I have the body of a Greek God!"
"Buddha isn't a Greek God."
I'm in good shape.
Round is a shape.
 
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Someone else:
Hi, my name is Christian. You?
Me:
No,my name has no religion.
 
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After coming out of hiding from his Fatwa, Salman Rushdie wrote a new book:
"Buddha, you Fat Bastard".
 
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The original store on Route 66 in St. Robert, Missouri has been around for a while. "Open 2024" refers to their newest store in Richmond, Indiana.

https://www.uranusgeneralstore.com/

I learned about it last night from a PBS travel show about Route 66.
 
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  • #21,147
I was applying for Australian citizenship, and the interviewer asked, "Do you have a criminal record?"
I said, "No. Is that still required?"
 
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What's the number-1 music of the solar system?

Nep-tunes.
 
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jtbell said:
What's the number-1 music of the solar system?

Nep-tunes.
Vocals by Mercury.
 
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Orodruin said:
Vocals by Mercury.
Accompanied by Mars!
 
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