Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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mfb said:
It's less picky with groceries I hope, because every s-hop should work.
Those bunny jokes were pretty hop-e less
 
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Where does the Easter Bunny like to vacation?

Grand Rabbits, Michigan
Cedar Rabbits, Iowa
 
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What's Easter Bunny's favorite musical?

Hare.
 
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jtbell said:
Where does the Easter Bunny like to vacation?

Grand Rabbits, Michigan
Cedar Rabbits, Iowa
While making a stop in Chicago.( O' Hare)
 
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New invention: Door opens when it needs repair.
 
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WWGD said:
While making a stop in Chicago.( O' Hare)
That would of course be the Irish branch of the Bunny's family.
 
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Time for some Musical Analysis:

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Talking to this Indian girl: "Me Tarzan, you Jain."
At the Olympics:
" Are you a pole vaulter"?
" No, I'm German. How did you know my name is Walter"?
 
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WWGD said:
Talking to this Indian girl: "Me Tarzan, you Jain."
At the Olympics: " Are you a pole vaulter"?
" No, I am German. How did you know my name is Walter"?
What is the contour integral around North America?

Zero. The Poles are in Europe.
 
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Back to the roots: lame as lame can be! At least of the category 'Ouch'.
Orodruin said:
What is the contour integral around North America?

Zero. The Poles are in Europe.
Self-made?
 
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fresh_42 said:
Self-made?
Unfortunately not. It is pretty old and the original had West/East Europe instead of NA/Europe but I changed it because the entire West/East split is a bit fuzzy and political at the moment.
 
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Here’s another really lame one that I sometimes torment students with:

Why didn’t Newton invent group theory?

He wasn’t Abel.
 
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Orodruin said:
Here’s another really lame one that I sometimes torment students with:

Why didn’t Newton invent group theory?

He wasn’t Abel.
That would depend on whether your students are commuters or not.
 
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Orodruin said:
Here’s another really lame one that I sometimes torment students with:

Why didn’t Newton invent group theory?

He wasn’t Abel.
That doesn't work in our languages.
 

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