Collection of Lame Jokes

[DennisN]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[pinball1970]

It's less picky with groceries I hope, because every s-hop should work.

Those bunny jokes were pretty hop-e less

 

[jtbell]

Where does the Easter Bunny like to vacation?

Grand Rabbits, Michigan
Cedar Rabbits, Iowa

 

[fresh_42]

What's Easter Bunny's favorite musical?

Hare.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

Where does the Easter Bunny like to vacation?

Grand Rabbits, Michigan
Cedar Rabbits, Iowa

While making a stop in Chicago.( O' Hare)

 

[WWGD]

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DeGrasse is not greener for Neil.

 

[nsaspook]

New invention: Door opens when it needs repair.

 

[jtbell]

While making a stop in Chicago.( O' Hare)

That would of course be the Irish branch of the Bunny's family.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[jack action]

 

[BillTre]

Time for some Musical Analysis:

 

[fresh_42]

Time for some Musical Analysis:

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And time can be determined by the position of the guitar, which went from nipples (60's), stomach (70's), to lap (80's).

 

[nsaspook]

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My wife tells me that's just volume 1.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[jack action]

 

[WWGD]

Talking to this Indian girl: "Me Tarzan, you Jain."
At the Olympics:
" Are you a pole vaulter"?
" No, I'm German. How did you know my name is Walter"?

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[DennisN]

 

[Orodruin]

Talking to this Indian girl: "Me Tarzan, you Jain."
At the Olympics: " Are you a pole vaulter"?
" No, I am German. How did you know my name is Walter"?

What is the contour integral around North America?

Spoiler

Zero. The Poles are in Europe.

 

[fresh_42]

Back to the roots: lame as lame can be! At least of the category 'Ouch'.

What is the contour integral around North America?

Spoiler

Zero. The Poles are in Europe.

Self-made?

 

[Orodruin]

Self-made?

Unfortunately not. It is pretty old and the original had West/East Europe instead of NA/Europe but I changed it because the entire West/East split is a bit fuzzy and political at the moment.

 

[Orodruin]

Here’s another really lame one that I sometimes torment students with:

Why didn’t Newton invent group theory?

Spoiler

He wasn’t Abel.

 

[DrGreg]

Here’s another really lame one that I sometimes torment students with:

Why didn’t Newton invent group theory?

Spoiler

He wasn’t Abel.

Spoiler

That would depend on whether your students are commuters or not.

 

[fresh_42]

Here’s another really lame one that I sometimes torment students with:

Why didn’t Newton invent group theory?

Spoiler

He wasn’t Abel.

That doesn't work in our languages.