Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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Wife: “Guess what, Honey! I just came back from the doctor, and he said I have the body of a 20-year-old!”

Husband: “Did he say anything about your 60-year-old ass?”

Wife: “No. Your name didn’t come up.”
 
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jtbell said:
People will no longer be able to use the job of elevator operator as a way to move up in the world...
You can interpret elevator jokes on many levels...
 
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I'm on my phone so maybe it only works in low res, but does OKWildlifeDept's badge look like a bearded guy in a funny orange hat who might just have sprayed himself in the face with bear spray?
 
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jtbell said:
How bad is inflation?
Inflation has increased everything, even statistics:

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(from here)
 
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WWGD said:
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OMG, this has become real life for me. I started renovating my main bedroom,... umm,... 18 months ago and I'm still not finished.

Sadly, if I don't look like that cat now, I'm sure it won't take more than a few more years... :blushing:
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strangerep said:
renovating [...] main bedroom [...] 18 months ago [...] not finished
Let me guess: single man?
 
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jack action said:
Let me guess: single man?
<Sigh>

Still,... there are worse fates... :oldfrown:
 
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Where did the Easter Bunny go to school?

Johns Hopkins

What kind of music did the Bunny listen to?

Hip hop

What is the Easter Bunny's favorite restaurant?

Ihop
 
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It's less picky with groceries I hope, because every s-hop should work.
 

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