Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
  • Knowledge of cultural references in humor
  • Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
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  • Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
  • Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
  • Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
  • Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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Wife: “Guess what, Honey! I just came back from the doctor, and he said I have the body of a 20-year-old!”

Husband: “Did he say anything about your 60-year-old ass?”

Wife: “No. Your name didn’t come up.”
 
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jtbell said:
People will no longer be able to use the job of elevator operator as a way to move up in the world...
You can interpret elevator jokes on many levels...
 
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I'm on my phone so maybe it only works in low res, but does OKWildlifeDept's badge look like a bearded guy in a funny orange hat who might just have sprayed himself in the face with bear spray?
 
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jtbell said:
How bad is inflation?
Inflation has increased everything, even statistics:

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(from here)
 
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WWGD said:
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OMG, this has become real life for me. I started renovating my main bedroom,... umm,... 18 months ago and I'm still not finished.

Sadly, if I don't look like that cat now, I'm sure it won't take more than a few more years... :blushing:
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strangerep said:
renovating [...] main bedroom [...] 18 months ago [...] not finished
Let me guess: single man?
 
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jack action said:
Let me guess: single man?
<Sigh>

Still,... there are worse fates... :oldfrown:
 
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Where did the Easter Bunny go to school?

Johns Hopkins

What kind of music did the Bunny listen to?

Hip hop

What is the Easter Bunny's favorite restaurant?

Ihop
 
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It's less picky with groceries I hope, because every s-hop should work.
 

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