Collection of Lame Jokes

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[fresh_42]

 

[David Lewis]

Wife: “Guess what, Honey! I just came back from the doctor, and he said I have the body of a 20-year-old!”

Husband: “Did he say anything about your 60-year-old ass?”

Wife: “No. Your name didn’t come up.”

 

[WWGD]

 

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[jtbell]

It's the end on an era:

Last hand-operated elevator at Asheville City Hall to be remodeled into automatic lift (WLOS-13 News)​

People will no longer be able to use the job of elevator operator as a way to move up in the world...

 

[phinds]

 

[Filip Larsen]

 

[DrGreg]

People will no longer be able to use the job of elevator operator as a way to move up in the world...

You can interpret elevator jokes on many levels...

 

[jtbell]

And don't forget the most important characteristic of elevator operators...

On the Imperturbability of Elevator Operators

 

[phinds]

 

[BillTre]

 

[Ibix]

I'm on my phone so maybe it only works in low res, but does OKWildlifeDept's badge look like a bearded guy in a funny orange hat who might just have sprayed himself in the face with bear spray?

 

[fresh_42]

 

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[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

 

[mfb]

How bad is inflation?

Inflation has increased everything, even statistics:

(from here)

 

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[strangerep]

View attachment 301926

OMG, this has become real life for me. I started renovating my main bedroom,... umm,... 18 months ago and I'm still not finished.

Sadly, if I don't look like that cat now, I'm sure it won't take more than a few more years...

 

[jack action]

renovating [...] main bedroom [...] 18 months ago [...] not finished

Let me guess: single man?

 

[strangerep]

Let me guess: single man?

<Sigh>

Still,... there are worse fates...

 

[jack action]

 

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Took me a while.

 

[gmax137]

Where did the Easter Bunny go to school?

Johns Hopkins

What kind of music did the Bunny listen to?

Hip hop

What is the Easter Bunny's favorite restaurant?

Ihop

 

[mfb]

It's less picky with groceries I hope, because every s-hop should work.