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WC Fields didn't drink water for a different reason - the disgusting things fish do in it!dextercioby said:
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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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Or, to quote my niece when we asked her if she wanted to swim in the lake:Ivan Seeking said:
Too much fish poop.
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There's a goat in a truck, Kumbaya...Ivan Seeking said:
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And there is still the fine print on the bottle:topsquark said:
For external use only.
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I hate these challenges, so I've decided to drink all the alcohol in the world on those dates this year. I think I've got a good chance of success.fresh_42 said:
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Entangled data are shared between two quantum computers. If there’s a fault, do both computers have to be turned off and on at the same time?
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Your question is not coherent.Steve4Physics said:
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Self reported? What does that mean?
Through you own personal experience or someone else's? If the pun is to ignore what you know personally to be true through definitive experiences, then I think they have lost touch with reality.
Self reported? What does that mean?
Through you own personal experience or someone else's? If the pun is to ignore what you know personally to be true through definitive experiences, then I think they have lost touch with reality.
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about sums it up .......
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Han shot first...fresh_42 said:
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I think I need to rethink my opinion on recycling.
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