Collection of Lame Jokes

[jack action]

 

[David Lewis]

while !(meepmeep) {wait()};
fall();

Gravity is suspended until the coyote looks down.

 

[David Lewis]

Look, Jussie Smollett made a mistake...
But he shouldn't beat himself up over it.

 

[David Lewis]

I was told I'd look smart if I was able to quote Joyce.
Unfortunately, I don't know who she is.

 

[Orodruin]

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I was in the countryside a few weeks back. People are super friendly even if you don’t meet them. Next to the road the farmers put one basket where you can take fruit and another where you can take money.

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[BillTre]

 

[DennisN]

 

[phinds]

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I see what you did there and I'm not happy about it. Now if *I* had come up with it, it would be hilarious.

 

[fresh_42]

What is it?

Spoiler

earworm from the bass player

 

[Ibix]

What is it?

Jingle Bells played as a funeral march.

 

[pinball1970]

Jingle Bells played as a funeral march.

Where? When?

 

[Ibix]

Where? When?

I've no idea who'd do it, but that's what came to mind when I whistled what fresh posted.

 

[fresh_42]

I've no idea who'd do it, but that's what came to mind when I whistled what fresh posted.

Do we have a member with an absolute pitch?

I always failed to figure out that very first note at the beginning (whistle/flute):

 

[fresh_42]

 

[DaveC426913]

I've no idea who'd do it, but that's what came to mind when I whistled what fresh posted.

You have an ear for this. I'd say you nailed it. It's a dirge.

 

[WWGD]

How about you try whistling this:

 

[WWGD]

Strange I used to be able to whistle, but not anymore. Same motion but barely any sound comes out.

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jtbell]

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My on that post is actually from my wife, who has a PhD in German.

 

[BillTre]

 

[Ibix]

Some of them want a bleu cheese
Some of them want to be a bleu

 

[Ibix]

How about you try whistling this:View attachment 302418

Play a few bars on the harmonica first.

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

No matter how sad you are
there always burns a light for you
in the fridge!

 

[WWGD]