Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
  • Knowledge of cultural references in humor
  • Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
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  • Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
  • Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
  • Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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fresh_42 said:
while !(meepmeep) {wait()};
fall();
Gravity is suspended until the coyote looks down.
 
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Look, Jussie Smollett made a mistake...
But he shouldn't beat himself up over it.
 
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I was told I'd look smart if I was able to quote Joyce.
Unfortunately, I don't know who she is.
 
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jack action said:
I was in the countryside a few weeks back. People are super friendly even if you don’t meet them. Next to the road the farmers put one basket where you can take fruit and another where you can take money.
 
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BillTre said:
I see what you did there and I'm not happy about it. Now if *I* had come up with it, it would be hilarious. :smile:
 
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What is it?

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earworm from the bass player
 
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fresh_42 said:
What is it?
Jingle Bells played as a funeral march.
 
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Ibix said:
Jingle Bells played as a funeral march.
Where? When?
 
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pinball1970 said:
Where? When?
I've no idea who'd do it, but that's what came to mind when I whistled what fresh posted.
 
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Ibix said:
I've no idea who'd do it, but that's what came to mind when I whistled what fresh posted.
Do we have a member with an absolute pitch?

I always failed to figure out that very first note at the beginning (whistle/flute):
 
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Ibix said:
I've no idea who'd do it, but that's what came to mind when I whistled what fresh posted.
You have an ear for this. I'd say you nailed it. It's a dirge.
 
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How about you try whistling this:
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Strange I used to be able to whistle, but not anymore. Same motion but barely any sound comes out.
 
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Some of them want a bleu cheese
Some of them want to be a bleu
 
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No matter how sad you are
there always burns a light for you
in the fridge!
 
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