Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Bhutan:
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Cyprus:
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Kuwait:
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Malta:
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Oman:
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Austria
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Isac Newton's real first law (law of inertia):
"A man at rest will tend to remain at rest until his wife comes home and finds something to do for him"
 
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dextercioby said:
Isac Newton's real first law (law of inertia):
"A man at rest will tend to remain at rest until his wife comes home and finds something to do for him"
Grammatical error? Did you mean: "...and finds something for him to do". ?
 
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strangerep said:
Grammatical error? Did you mean: "...and finds something for him to do". ?
Good point. At the very least its grammatically ambiguous. The husband should point that out to her.

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pinball1970 said:
That is a female joke Fresh.
Or a Star Trek joke. Admittedly referring Marina Sirtis, but anyway.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Or a Star Trek joke. Admittedly referring Marina Sirtis, but anyway.
Give me a minute..
 
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pinball1970 said:
Give me a minute..
0:18
 
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fresh_42 said:
Or a Star Trek joke. Admittedly referring Marina Sirtis, but anyway.
I'm a Kirk 60s guy but I take your word for it.
 
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WWGD said:
B Russell's . Is that Bertrand Russell?
Nope. It was a political joke but nobody recognized.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Nope. I was a political joke but nobody recognized.
Don't be so hard on yourself, you're not a political joke!
 
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Question:Who was the only man, that ever got all his work done by Friday?
Answer:Robinson Crusoe!
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