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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Cyprus:
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Kuwait:
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Malta:
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Oman:
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Isac Newton's real first law (law of inertia):
"A man at rest will tend to remain at rest until his wife comes home and finds something to do for him"
 
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dextercioby said:
Isac Newton's real first law (law of inertia):
"A man at rest will tend to remain at rest until his wife comes home and finds something to do for him"
Grammatical error? Did you mean: "...and finds something for him to do". ?
 
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strangerep said:
Grammatical error? Did you mean: "...and finds something for him to do". ?
Good point. At the very least its grammatically ambiguous. The husband should point that out to her.

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pinball1970 said:
That is a female joke Fresh.
Or a Star Trek joke. Admittedly referring Marina Sirtis, but anyway.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Or a Star Trek joke. Admittedly referring Marina Sirtis, but anyway.
Give me a minute..
 
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pinball1970 said:
Give me a minute..
0:18
 
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fresh_42 said:
Or a Star Trek joke. Admittedly referring Marina Sirtis, but anyway.
I'm a Kirk 60s guy but I take your word for it.
 
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WWGD said:
B Russell's . Is that Bertrand Russell?
Nope. It was a political joke but nobody recognized.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Nope. I was a political joke but nobody recognized.
Don't be so hard on yourself, you're not a political joke!
 
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Question:Who was the only man, that ever got all his work done by Friday?
Answer:Robinson Crusoe!
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