Collection of Lame Jokes

[DennisN]

Two more:

Bahrain:

Bhutan:

 

[Orodruin]

Cyprus:

Kuwait:

Malta:

Oman:

 

[Bandersnatch]

Austria

 

[Orodruin]

Austria
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Switzerland

 

[dextercioby]

Isac Newton's real first law (law of inertia):
"A man at rest will tend to remain at rest until his wife comes home and finds something to do for him"

 

[fresh_42]

 

[strangerep]

Isac Newton's real first law (law of inertia):
"A man at rest will tend to remain at rest until his wife comes home and finds something to do for him"

Grammatical error? Did you mean: "...and finds something for him to do". ?

 

[berkeman]

Grammatical error? Did you mean: "...and finds something for him to do". ?

Good point. At the very least its grammatically ambiguous. The husband should point that out to her.

(maybe not...)[/size]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[pinball1970]

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That is a female joke Fresh.

 

[fresh_42]

That is a female joke Fresh.

Or a Star Trek joke. Admittedly referring Marina Sirtis, but anyway.

 

[pinball1970]

Or a Star Trek joke. Admittedly referring Marina Sirtis, but anyway.

Give me a minute..

 

[fresh_42]

Give me a minute..

0:18

 

[pinball1970]

Or a Star Trek joke. Admittedly referring Marina Sirtis, but anyway.

I'm a Kirk 60s guy but I take your word for it.

 

[DennisN]

 

[Orodruin]

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Read an epitaph once:
Here lies a lawyer and an honest man. Two people are buried here.

Source

 

[fresh_42]

 

[phinds]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[jtbell]

 

[Orodruin]

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That’s cruciferous …

 

[WWGD]

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B Russell's . Is that Bertrand Russell?

 

[fresh_42]

B Russell's . Is that Bertrand Russell?

Nope. It was a political joke but nobody recognized.

 

[WWGD]

Nope. I was a political joke but nobody recognized.

Don't be so hard on yourself, you're not a political joke!

 

[jtbell]

Greece:
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Turkey:
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Minnesota:

What did Missis sip, boys,
What did Missis sip?
She sipped a Mini-soda,
That's what she did sip.

 

[Delta Prime]

Question:Who was the only man, that ever got all his work done by Friday?
Answer:Robinson Crusoe!