Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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Cyprus:
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Kuwait:
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Malta:
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Isac Newton's real first law (law of inertia):
"A man at rest will tend to remain at rest until his wife comes home and finds something to do for him"
 
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dextercioby said:
Isac Newton's real first law (law of inertia):
"A man at rest will tend to remain at rest until his wife comes home and finds something to do for him"
Grammatical error? Did you mean: "...and finds something for him to do". ?
 
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strangerep said:
Grammatical error? Did you mean: "...and finds something for him to do". ?
Good point. At the very least its grammatically ambiguous. The husband should point that out to her.

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pinball1970 said:
That is a female joke Fresh.
Or a Star Trek joke. Admittedly referring Marina Sirtis, but anyway.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Or a Star Trek joke. Admittedly referring Marina Sirtis, but anyway.
Give me a minute..
 
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pinball1970 said:
Give me a minute..
0:18
 
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fresh_42 said:
Or a Star Trek joke. Admittedly referring Marina Sirtis, but anyway.
I'm a Kirk 60s guy but I take your word for it.
 
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WWGD said:
B Russell's . Is that Bertrand Russell?
Nope. It was a political joke but nobody recognized.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Nope. I was a political joke but nobody recognized.
Don't be so hard on yourself, you're not a political joke!
 
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Question:Who was the only man, that ever got all his work done by Friday?
Answer:Robinson Crusoe!
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