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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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pinball1970
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Apologies.gmax137 said:
This means trying to understand something in this context.
“I need to get to grips with this new system.”
To get a grip of oneself means to pull oneself together. A little bit vague, calm down relax and control yourself.
The Stranglers did a great track called “Get a grip on yourself,” 1977
I read the lyrics but I don’t think they would illuminate anything, not sure I understand them.
Rock and roll is cool but don’t expect to make money?
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Too true:
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dextercioby
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Greece:dextercioby said:
Turkey:
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Wales
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Technically depicting the singular of the noun but point takenfresh_42 said:
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Does oysteralia count? (... duck and cover)Orodruin said:Technically depicting the singular of the noun but point taken
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Chile I guess
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Heard in Spanish class in Ottawa:
- I feel I am not learning correctly.
- Me too. I Can nada!
- I feel I am not learning correctly.
- Me too. I Can nada!
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Reminds me of a classicjbriggs444 said:
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... reminds me of thisfresh_42 said:
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Maybe related is the Eagles' line " Get Over it"?pinball1970 said:
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WWGD
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France is bacon.Ibix said:
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There's even more depth to it. As can be seen, He He He did get some reactions. This is, clearly, depicting triple alpha fusion process. We'll leave it as an exercise for the students to calculate the conditions necessary for 10.3k such reactions to occur within 8 hours.WWGD said:
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Hungary:Orodruin said:
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Hey, I actually knew that one from before ...DennisN said: