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Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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pinball1970
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Apologies.gmax137 said:
This means trying to understand something in this context.
“I need to get to grips with this new system.”
To get a grip of oneself means to pull oneself together. A little bit vague, calm down relax and control yourself.
The Stranglers did a great track called “Get a grip on yourself,” 1977
I read the lyrics but I don’t think they would illuminate anything, not sure I understand them.
Rock and roll is cool but don’t expect to make money?
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Too true:
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dextercioby
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Greece:dextercioby said:
Turkey:
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Wales
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Technically depicting the singular of the noun but point takenfresh_42 said:
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Does oysteralia count? (... duck and cover)Orodruin said:Technically depicting the singular of the noun but point taken
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Chile I guess
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Heard in Spanish class in Ottawa:
- I feel I am not learning correctly.
- Me too. I Can nada!
- I feel I am not learning correctly.
- Me too. I Can nada!
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Brasil:
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Reminds me of a classicjbriggs444 said:
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Germany:
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... reminds me of thisfresh_42 said:
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WWGD
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Maybe related is the Eagles' line " Get Over it"?pinball1970 said:
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France is bacon.Ibix said:
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There's even more depth to it. As can be seen, He He He did get some reactions. This is, clearly, depicting triple alpha fusion process. We'll leave it as an exercise for the students to calculate the conditions necessary for 10.3k such reactions to occur within 8 hours.WWGD said:
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Hungary:Orodruin said:
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Hey, I actually knew that one from before ...DennisN said: