Collection of Lame Jokes

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[pinball1970]

I'm not sure what this means.

a firm hold; a tight grasp or clasp
an effective form of control over something
a part or attachment by which something is held in the hand

I think "grip" also means influenza in German

either way, I'm lost in translation!

Apologies.
This means trying to understand something in this context.

“I need to get to grips with this new system.”

To get a grip of oneself means to pull oneself together. A little bit vague, calm down relax and control yourself.
The Stranglers did a great track called “Get a grip on yourself,” 1977
I read the lyrics but I don’t think they would illuminate anything, not sure I understand them.
Rock and roll is cool but don’t expect to make money?

 

[DennisN]

 

[phinds]

Too true:

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Orodruin]

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Greece:

Turkey:

There must be more …

 

[fresh_42]

Wales

 

[Orodruin]

Wales

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Technically depicting the singular of the noun but point taken

 

[fresh_42]

Technically depicting the singular of the noun but point taken

Does oysteralia count? (... duck and cover)

 

[Orodruin]

Chile I guess

 

[Orodruin]

Heard in Spanish class in Ottawa:
- I feel I am not learning correctly.
- Me too. I Can nada!

 

[fresh_42]

Brasil:

 

[fresh_42]

Cuba:

 

[fresh_42]

New Jersey

 

[Orodruin]

Grenada

 

[fresh_42]

Norway:

 

[jbriggs444]

Iraq

 

[Orodruin]

Iraq
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Reminds me of a classic

 

[fresh_42]

Germany:

 

[strangerep]

Wales

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... reminds me of this

 

[WWGD]

Apologies.
This means trying to understand something in this context.

“I need to get to grips with this new system.”

To get a grip of oneself means to pull oneself together. A little bit vague, calm down relax and control yourself.
The Stranglers did a great track called “Get a grip on yourself,” 1977
I read the lyrics but I don’t think they would illuminate anything, not sure I understand them.
Rock and roll is cool but don’t expect to make money?

Maybe related is the Eagles' line " Get Over it"?

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Ibix]

There must be more …

France

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[Bandersnatch]

France
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France is bacon.

 

[Bandersnatch]

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There's even more depth to it. As can be seen, He He He did get some reactions. This is, clearly, depicting triple alpha fusion process. We'll leave it as an exercise for the students to calculate the conditions necessary for 10.3k such reactions to occur within 8 hours.

 

[DennisN]

There must be more …

Hungary:

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Orodruin]

Hungary:
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Hey, I actually knew that one from before ...