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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Bystander said:
Huh?
Hillbilly gate latch and lock...
 
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Bystander said:
Huh?
Alternative locking system.
 
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BillTre said:
Alternative locking system.
But why is it funny? It makes perfect sense to me.
 
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My grandma always said: "You can be stupid, you just have to know how to help yourself."
 
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fresh_42 said:
But why is it funny? It makes perfect sense to me.
That's because your analytical mind goes straight to the topological considerations of the geometry... :wink:
 
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berkeman said:
That's because your analytical mind goes straight to the topological considerations of the geometry... :wink:
And my second thought was that the shadows might harbor a joke, but I couldn't find one either.
 
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"Next."
 
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Bystander said:
"Next."
Okie dokie...

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https://www.demilked.com/funny-redneck-engineering/
 
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They tried everything, but there was no alternative to Huskeys:

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berkeman said:
Okie dokie...

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fresh_42 said:
They tried everything, but there was no alternative to Huskeys:

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"Snakes don't really die until sunset, but c'mon, guys, the HORSE stopped twitching three posts back..."
 
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BillTre said:
When the only tool you have is a hammer, all problems look like a nail. But when the only tool you have is a spanner it appears there's a bit of wiggle room in problem solving...
 
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fresh_42 said:
But why is it funny? It makes perfect sense to me.
At risk of further flogging that dead horse, I actually spent a few minutes thinking about the answer to this. I have read (I think in The Naked Jape by Jimmy Carr and Lucy Greeves) that most humour seems to work on a "two stories" model. So even a groaner like "what do you do if you see a spaceman? Park in it, man!" has two stories - one about meeting an alien and one about parking a car - and the humour comes from being forced to re-evaluate which story you're looking at.

The stories in that picture are "what on Earth are they doing with that spanner?!" and "ingenious solution to a problem with (presumably) limited resources". If you miss out either of those reactions it isn't funny. I saw the spanner and the padlock, but it took me a second or two to mentally shove the spanner left and right and work out that it does work, and the chuckle came then.

Jimmy Carr also commented that he'd heard analysing jokes as being like dissecting a frog: nobody's that interested and the frog dies. So I'll shut up now. 😁
 
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phinds said:
I could add to that but I won't. I think you summed things up quite well.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Now remake that map taking into account that you can only walk on land and that some land is not suitable for walking …
 
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One word: EjectionSeat... :devil:
 
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