Collection of Lame Jokes

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What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?

Ian.
 
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Bread is like the Sun, it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
 
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BREAKING NEWS:

Gas prices are now so high, it is actually cheaper to buy cocaine and run everywhere.
 
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The TV commercials for NBC's new series "La Brea" reminded me of this classic:

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Cultural reference for those who need it: La Brea Tar Pits
 
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Guy went to doctor, had not been able to clean his bowels for a whole year. Dr says :" You're full of s*it".
 
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How does a lump of coal find a girlfriend?

Carbon dating.
 
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