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I think he's the drummer.Halc said:
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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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And she is the hummer? Wouldn't that make it "Zod and the Zummers"?Ibix said:
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But they save a lot of server space because they won't have to protocol the communication anymore!
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First man on the moon:
H: Next on the checklist is number 54. Time to examine your exhaust port.
FMOTM: No.
H: Please, check your exhaust port.
FMOTM: Over my dead body.
H: It's standard safety procedure, FFS.
FMOTM: Nobody touches my exhaust port. Besides, it's fine. Never been better. Everybody bleeds a little from there.
H: Next on the checklist is number 54. Time to examine your exhaust port.
FMOTM: No.
H: Please, check your exhaust port.
FMOTM: Over my dead body.
H: It's standard safety procedure, FFS.
FMOTM: Nobody touches my exhaust port. Besides, it's fine. Never been better. Everybody bleeds a little from there.
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Lightning Rod?fresh_42 said:
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I can link to the German thesis addressing all its implications.Bandersnatch said:
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Speed limit of the week!
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It's ok, the police don't bother unless you're more than 5% above the limit, so you're good to ##13\frac 18\mathrm{mph}##.fresh_42 said:
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I guess they had a new delivery of speed cams and found ...Ibix said:
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I had assumed this was Photoshop until I saw a coyote silhouette sticker on a dent in real life the other day.WWGD said:
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Is Switzerland a nice country to live in?fresh_42 said:
I dunno, but the flag is a big plus.
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It is indeed, but I'd recommend the Welsh part, and before I forget ...Ibix said:
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I think this is as close as the USA will get to the SI system when asked to enforce a 20 km/h speed limit.fresh_42 said:
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Oh, the irony!fresh_42 said:
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Indeed! And London isn't the cheapest place to work. The position requires at least a ticket for the tube and money to have lunch.benorin said:
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