Collection of Lame Jokes

[fresh_42]

 

[berkeman]

LOL fresh. Took me way too long!

 

[fresh_42]

LOL fresh. Took me way too long!

I liked the guy with his tongue out.

 

[Orodruin]

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Q: What did the snail say when riding the turtle?

A: Ouieeeeeeeeee!

 

[malawi_glenn]

@WWGD here is a variation of number 10 on that list of yours

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[Ibix]

We really need that groan emoji...

 

[Orodruin]

@WWGD here is a variation of number 10 on that list of yours
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[malawi_glenn]

Is that Martinus Veltman?

 

[Orodruin]

Is that Martinus Veltman?

If that is what you bee-hold.

 

[malawi_glenn]

i got the joke, but dude was seriously clone of Veltman

 

[malawi_glenn]

probably posted here 500 times already.
I show this to my students when we go over indefinite integrals

 

[fresh_42]

 

[George Jones]

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probably posted here 500 times already.
I show this to my students when we go over indefinite integrals

Reminds me of my calculus teacher's joke:
$$\int{\frac{d\left(mower\right)}{mower}} = ?$$

 

[berkeman]

If that is what you bee-hold.

I'm still trying to decide whether to delete and infract you for this post, Oro, for the obscene gesture directed at the poor little bees. Except it looks like the bee-holder only has 3 fingers total on his right hand, so I guess I have to give you a pass (again) this time...

 

[Orodruin]

Except it looks like the bee-holder only has 3 fingers total on his right hand

Bees might disagree to being held …

 

[malawi_glenn]

I'm still trying to decide whether to delete and infract you for this post, Oro, for the obscene gesture directed at the poor little bees.

I'll make sure he Bee-have in the future Berke

My aspirin +C joke was deleted :(

 

[Swamp Thing]

Q: What did the snail say when riding the turtle?

A: Ouieeeeeeeeee!

This is the first time I saw an "ISpoiler". At first, I didn't even notice it. Which says something about my screen hygiene.But I happened to hover over the signature line, and then I thought the snail said to the tortoise, "You did not take relativity of simultaneity into account".

 

[Ibix]

I thought the snail said to the tortoise, "You did not take simultaneity of relativity into account".

Technically it's an issue even at a literal snail's pace...

 

[berkeman]

My aspirin +C joke was deleted :(

Looks like that was my fault -- it looks like it was collateral damage for some Moderation I was doing in another thread. Apologies and it's back now:

https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/collection-of-lame-jokes.25301/post-6658995

 

[WWGD]

Minnesota:

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What did Missis sip, boys,
What did Missis sip?
She sipped a Mini-soda,
That's what she did sip.

I knew her. I really miss Miss (Miss)issippi.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[berkeman]

It's a trick question. That's way more than 50 bananas...

 

[WWGD]

It's a trick question. That's way more than 50 bananas...

It is a weirdly-large amount.

 

[collinsmark]

'Could be a chemistry project, perhaps.

 

[strangerep]

$\hbar = \gamma_\mu h^\mu$

... however, $h\!\!\!/ = \gamma_\mu h^\mu$.

Moral: even when you're desperate, think a bit about where you're having a slash.

 

[malawi_glenn]

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An old and some what illegible invoice shows that $72$ canned hams were purchased for $x67.9y$.

https://www.physicsforums.com/threa...its-in-this-problem-about-an-invoice.1017358/

 

[DennisN]

Don't mess with the fourth little pig...