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Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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She said she missed me
Normally, that would make me happy, but ...
She was busy reloading.
Normally, that would make me happy, but ...
She was busy reloading.
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This is my wife exactly but you have to add continual Facebook Messenger sounds from likes - either a loud fireworks sound or do, Do, DO, POP!
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And don't address your dog with 'Lady, come here!' at the dog park.WWGD said:
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Topologically, it is a donut. Break off the handle and see if that helps.phinds said:
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Did you know that it is not recommendable to yawn around your coffee machine? They can feel it! As soon as they recognize they start to demand to fill up all possible stuff, take extra long to get hot, and request descaling.phinds said:
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Though it's harder to dunk your cup in coffee ;).jbriggs444 said:
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Maybe you should drink from a Klein bottle...WWGD said:
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A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says to it: "Hey, haven't you been in here every day this week? Are you some kind of a lush or something?"
The horse replies "I don't think I am," and immediately disappears in a puff of smoke.
You see, a famous philosopher once explained that his own existence was real by saying "I think, therefore I am." Since the horse denied that statement, it ceased to exist.
I'd have explained that earlier, but that would be putting Descartes before the horse.
The bartender says to it: "Hey, haven't you been in here every day this week? Are you some kind of a lush or something?"
The horse replies "I don't think I am," and immediately disappears in a puff of smoke.
You see, a famous philosopher once explained that his own existence was real by saying "I think, therefore I am." Since the horse denied that statement, it ceased to exist.
I'd have explained that earlier, but that would be putting Descartes before the horse.
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JeffJo said:
We really, really, really do.Ibix said:
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It's missing the handle ! You gave me a plate!malawi_glenn said:
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Ibix said:
How about this one?Bystander said:
It's a potted plant, so it's grown.
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Groan emoji was here when it was younger. It's not here anymore now it's all groan up and so left.
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You need to perform a rotationWWGD said:
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My bad. I didnt see the part with the icing ;).malawi_glenn said:
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But my wife insists buying those coffee "mugs" with no handles. I don't get it, she never drinks coffee and they can not be smoothly transitioned into dounoughts. GarbageWWGD said:
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All you need is a 9 mm drill.malawi_glenn said:
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I have some drills.Orodruin said:
Could be tomorrows DIY project.
I was thinking about this as my revenge
I don't like colmans mustard, but my wife does not like any kind of mustard. Not even dijon.
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dough not buy them then.malawi_glenn said:
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fresh_42 said:
That doesn't work in my country.
But Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch does.