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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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fresh_42 said:
Is it that the numbers read
465
123
which is a strange order for gears.

https://www.rnib.org.uk/sites/default/files/Braille%201_v2-corrected.jpg
 
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Ibix said:
Is it that the numbers read
465
123
which is a strange order for gears.

https://www.rnib.org.uk/sites/default/files/Braille%201_v2-corrected.jpg
I can't read Braille.
 
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jack action said:
Amazingly stupid and reckless?
Amazing. Period.
 
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Pearson textbooks be like:
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dextercioby said:
Reminds me of the story told by Jeanne Robertson about the time she sent her husband (whom she calls "left brain") to the store with a numbered grocery list.

He came home with
1 dozen eggs
2 gallons of milk
3 boxes of cheerios
4 packages of bacon
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.
.
etc
 
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phinds said:
Reminds me of the story told by Jeanne Robertson about the time she sent her husband (whom she calls "left brain") to the store with a numbered grocery list.

He came home with
1 dozen eggs
2 gallons of milk
3 boxes of cheerios
4 packages of bacon
.
.
.
etc
How about:
◯ dozen eggs
◯ gallons of milk
◯ boxes of cheerios
◯ packages of bacon
 
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phinds said:
Reminds me of the story told by Jeanne Robertson about the time she sent her husband (whom she calls "left brain") to the store with a numbered grocery list.

He came home with
1 dozen eggs
2 gallons of milk
3 boxes of cheerios
4 packages of bacon
.
.
.
etc
I don't get how the numbers can be anything but multipliers here. @Swamp Thing's list illustrates this, as it makes no sense to write
Swamp Thing said:
◯ dozen eggs
◯ gallons of milk
◯ boxes of cheerios
◯ packages of bacon
 
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DrClaude said:
I don't get how the numbers can be anything but multipliers here. @Swamp Thing's list illustrates this, as it makes no sense to write
I think we are to understand that the actual list looked like

1 eggs
2 milk
3 cheerios
4 bacon

And the list in phinds' post is what the guy came home with. Presumably, he filled in the units for each quantity according to his best judgement.

And the premise of my own feeble joke is that if it was a list with circle bullets, he would have come home with zero of each item.
 
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Swamp Thing said:
And the premise of my own feeble joke is that if it was a list with circle bullets, he would have come home with zero of each item.
... or simply never have left ...
 
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Orodruin said:
... or simply never have left ...
Depends on how left-brained he was.
 
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Orodruin said:
My first thought is Jar-Jar Binks in tree form.
Old, but related.
 
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BillTre said:
[what the hell is that...]
I wouldn't have thought it possible that any Ent, no matter how disturbingly disfigured, could fail to get a part in The Two Towers. :oldfrown:
 
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