Collection of Lame Jokes

[Ibix]

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Is it that the numbers read
465
123
which is a strange order for gears.

https://www.rnib.org.uk/sites/default/files/Braille%201_v2-corrected.jpg

 

[fresh_42]

Is it that the numbers read
465
123
which is a strange order for gears.

https://www.rnib.org.uk/sites/default/files/Braille%201_v2-corrected.jpg

I can't read Braille.

 

[phinds]

Amazingly stupid and reckless?

Amazing. Period.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[mfb]

What would the director know about the movie anyway?

Reminds me of Natalie Portman's t-shirt.

 

[Orodruin]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[malawi_glenn]

 

[jack action]

 

[fresh_42]

What would the director know about the movie anyway?

Reminds me of Natalie Portman's t-shirt.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_in_Black_(1997_film)

 

[dextercioby]

 

[mfb]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_in_Black_(1997_film)

Ah writer, not director. That's even better.

 

[phinds]

 

[Mayhem]

Pearson textbooks be like:

 

[Ibix]

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A real thing, apparently.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[phinds]

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Reminds me of the story told by Jeanne Robertson about the time she sent her husband (whom she calls "left brain") to the store with a numbered grocery list.

He came home with
1 dozen eggs
2 gallons of milk
3 boxes of cheerios
4 packages of bacon
.
.
.
etc

 

[Swamp Thing]

Reminds me of the story told by Jeanne Robertson about the time she sent her husband (whom she calls "left brain") to the store with a numbered grocery list.

He came home with
1 dozen eggs
2 gallons of milk
3 boxes of cheerios
4 packages of bacon
.
.
.
etc

How about:
◯ dozen eggs
◯ gallons of milk
◯ boxes of cheerios
◯ packages of bacon

 

[DrClaude]

Reminds me of the story told by Jeanne Robertson about the time she sent her husband (whom she calls "left brain") to the store with a numbered grocery list.

He came home with
1 dozen eggs
2 gallons of milk
3 boxes of cheerios
4 packages of bacon
.
.
.
etc

I don't get how the numbers can be anything but multipliers here. @Swamp Thing's list illustrates this, as it makes no sense to write

◯ dozen eggs
◯ gallons of milk
◯ boxes of cheerios
◯ packages of bacon

 

[Swamp Thing]

I don't get how the numbers can be anything but multipliers here. @Swamp Thing's list illustrates this, as it makes no sense to write

I think we are to understand that the actual list looked like

1 eggs
2 milk
3 cheerios
4 bacon

And the list in phinds' post is what the guy came home with. Presumably, he filled in the units for each quantity according to his best judgement.

And the premise of my own feeble joke is that if it was a list with circle bullets, he would have come home with zero of each item.

 

[Orodruin]

And the premise of my own feeble joke is that if it was a list with circle bullets, he would have come home with zero of each item.

... or simply never have left ...

 

[Swamp Thing]

... or simply never have left ...

Depends on how left-brained he was.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[BillTre]

 

[Orodruin]

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My first thought is Jar-Jar Binks in tree form.

 

[Ibix]

My first thought is Jar-Jar Binks in tree form.

Old, but related.

 

[strangerep]

[what the hell is that...]

I wouldn't have thought it possible that any Ent, no matter how disturbingly disfigured, could fail to get a part in The Two Towers.

 

[nuuskur]

 

[dextercioby]