Collection of Lame Jokes

[jtbell]

So if you then lose the matching sock in the dryer, what does it come back as?

 

[fresh_42]

So if you then lose the matching sock in the dryer, what does it come back as?

Are there even reported cases?

 

[fresh_42]

 

[malawi_glenn]

Since I became a father, I have become much more meticulous looking at the laundry advice tags on things

I often give the advice on drinking plenty of water. This is the reason

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[malawi_glenn]

 

[jack action]

Husband: "What would you do if I won the lottery?"

Wife: "I would take half and leave you."

Husband: "Good, I won 12 dollars, here's 6, now get out."

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[jtbell]

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]

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[pinball1970]

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Filament to LED you could throw a stack of physics/environmental stuff in there too.
I'll wait for your upgrade Bill

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[kuruman]

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Quoth the raven, "I got more."

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[malawi_glenn]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[pinball1970]

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Even better speaking softly under her breath it as she is writing it out.

 

[fresh_42]

"Where are your earphones?"
"I don't wear them any longer since the accident."
"Which accident?"
"Someone offered me a beer and I didn't hear him."

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]