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Are there even reported cases?jtbell said:
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Since I became a father, I have become much more meticulous looking at the laundry advice tags on things
I often give the advice on drinking plenty of water. This is the reason
I often give the advice on drinking plenty of water. This is the reason
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Husband: "What would you do if I won the lottery?"
Wife: "I would take half and leave you."
Husband: "Good, I won 12 dollars, here's 6, now get out."
Wife: "I would take half and leave you."
Husband: "Good, I won 12 dollars, here's 6, now get out."
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Filament to LED you could throw a stack of physics/environmental stuff in there too.BillTre said:
I'll wait for your upgrade Bill
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Quoth the raven, "I got more."BillTre said:
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Even better speaking softly under her breath it as she is writing it out.dextercioby said:
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"Where are your earphones?"
"I don't wear them any longer since the accident."
"Which accident?"
"Someone offered me a beer and I didn't hear him."
"I don't wear them any longer since the accident."
"Which accident?"
"Someone offered me a beer and I didn't hear him."