Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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So if you then lose the matching sock in the dryer, what does it come back as?
 
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jtbell said:
So if you then lose the matching sock in the dryer, what does it come back as?
Are there even reported cases?
 
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Since I became a father, I have become much more meticulous looking at the laundry advice tags on things
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I often give the advice on drinking plenty of water. This is the reason
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Husband: "What would you do if I won the lottery?"

Wife: "I would take half and leave you."

Husband: "Good, I won 12 dollars, here's 6, now get out."
 
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BillTre said:
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Filament to LED you could throw a stack of physics/environmental stuff in there too.
I'll wait for your upgrade Bill
 
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Even better speaking softly under her breath it as she is writing it out.
 
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"Where are your earphones?"
"I don't wear them any longer since the accident."
"Which accident?"
"Someone offered me a beer and I didn't hear him."
 
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