Collection of Lame Jokes

[pinball1970]

Old, but related.

I would say more thingy

 

[nuuskur]

but everybody knows Australia is fake so the above is just a fun drawing.

 

[JT Smith]

Old, but related.

 

[nuuskur]

is that Lord of the flies?

 

[malawi_glenn]

Pearson textbooks be like:

I think the only pearson textbook I enjoy is Munkres Topology...

Idea for dinner?

 

[Orodruin]

I think the only pearson textbook I enjoy is Munkres Topology...

Idea for dinner?
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What about bird flu?

 

[malawi_glenn]

What about bird flu?

Salmon flu

 

[Bystander]

Salmon flu

Are we going to get into a "Steve Martin Rubberheads" routine here?

 

[phinds]

 

[strangerep]

[...] but everybody knows Australia is fake so the above is just a fun drawing.

Well, the cat vomiting out Tasmania as a fur ball is not an entirely fictitious metaphor.

 

[fresh_42]

Well, the cat vomiting out Tasmania as a fur ball is not an entirely fictitious metaphor.

I like Simon Baker.

 

[strangerep]

I like Simon Baker.

Well, yes, but he left the place of his birth quite early in his life.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Ibix]

Reminds me of "Blink", one of the two creepiest Dr Who episodes ever.

 

[phinds]

 

[pinball1970]

I think the only pearson textbook I enjoy is Munkres Topology...

Idea for dinner?
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I thought it was salmon too!

Mind you it was a word I had never heard before and I think I was about 8.

 

[fresh_42]

"You cannot name your son Yellower!"
"Why not? Yours is Oliver."

 

[256bits]

"You cannot name your son Yellower!"
"Why not? Yours is Oliver."

I cannot catch the theme.
does it have something to do with hex code #9D8F65

 

[Ibix]

I cannot catch the theme.
does it have something to do with hex code #9D8F65

Oliver might be interpreted as "more olive", and olive is indeed a colour.

 

[256bits]

Oliver might be interpreted as "more olive", and olive is indeed a colour.

I actually was playing around with color - yellow olive is hex code 9D8F65.
I have to go back and give fresh a Like.

 

[DaveC426913]

"Hi. My name is Olive. I'm the eldest."
"Howdy. I'm Oliver. I'm the middle."
"I'm Olivest and I hate my parents."

 

[BillTre]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

I would say more thingy

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Leaving the light on for a few days while sleeping.

 

[DennisN]

 

[Orodruin]

A constant $C$ and $e^x$ were out walking one day when they saw a differential operator approaching.
- ”Help! It will eat me alive!” shouted the constant in terror.
- ”Stand close to me and I will protect you. We will get through it unharmed together!” said $e^x$.

As the differential operator came closer $e^x$ loudly declared
- ”Hello differential operator! We are $C e^x$!”
The differential operator smiled hungrily and said
-”Hello $C e^x$! I am $\partial / \partial y$ …”

 

[DennisN]

Old, but related.

Very funny!

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Gosh, that's such a hilarious picture!

 

[Hamiltonian]

 

[jack action]