Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Ibix said:
I would say more thingy

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but everybody knows Australia is fake so the above is just a fun drawing.
 
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is that Lord of the flies?
 
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Mayhem said:
Pearson textbooks be like:
I think the only pearson textbook I enjoy is Munkres Topology...

Idea for dinner?
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malawi_glenn said:
I think the only pearson textbook I enjoy is Munkres Topology...

Idea for dinner?
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What about bird flu?
 
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Orodruin said:
What about bird flu?
Salmon flu
 
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malawi_glenn said:
Salmon flu
Are we going to get into a "Steve Martin Rubberheads" routine here?
 
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nuuskur said:
[...] but everybody knows Australia is fake so the above is just a fun drawing.
Well, the cat vomiting out Tasmania as a fur ball is not an entirely fictitious metaphor.
 
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strangerep said:
Well, the cat vomiting out Tasmania as a fur ball is not an entirely fictitious metaphor.
I like Simon Baker.
 
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fresh_42 said:
I like Simon Baker.
Well, yes, but he left the place of his birth quite early in his life. :oldwink:
 
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Reminds me of "Blink", one of the two creepiest Dr Who episodes ever.
 
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malawi_glenn said:
I think the only pearson textbook I enjoy is Munkres Topology...

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I thought it was salmon too!

Mind you it was a word I had never heard before and I think I was about 8.
 
  • #13,368
"You cannot name your son Yellower!"
"Why not? Yours is Oliver."
 
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fresh_42 said:
"You cannot name your son Yellower!"
"Why not? Yours is Oliver."
I cannot catch the theme.
does it have something to do with hex code #9D8F65
 
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256bits said:
I cannot catch the theme.
does it have something to do with hex code #9D8F65
Oliver might be interpreted as "more olive", and olive is indeed a colour.
 
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Ibix said:
Oliver might be interpreted as "more olive", and olive is indeed a colour.
I actually was playing around with color - yellow olive is hex code 9D8F65.
I have to go back and give fresh a Like.
 
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"Hi. My name is Olive. I'm the eldest."
"Howdy. I'm Oliver. I'm the middle."
"I'm Olivest and I hate my parents."
 
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pinball1970 said:
I would say more thingy

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Leaving the light on for a few days while sleeping.
 
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A constant ##C## and ##e^x## were out walking one day when they saw a differential operator approaching.
- ”Help! It will eat me alive!” shouted the constant in terror.
- ”Stand close to me and I will protect you. We will get through it unharmed together!” said ##e^x##.

As the differential operator came closer ##e^x## loudly declared
- ”Hello differential operator! We are ##C e^x##!”
The differential operator smiled hungrily and said
-”Hello ##C e^x##! I am ##\partial / \partial y## …”
 
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