Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #13,351
Ibix said:
I would say more thingy

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but everybody knows Australia is fake so the above is just a fun drawing.
 
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  • #13,354
is that Lord of the flies?
 
  • #13,355
Mayhem said:
Pearson textbooks be like:
I think the only pearson textbook I enjoy is Munkres Topology...

Idea for dinner?
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malawi_glenn said:
I think the only pearson textbook I enjoy is Munkres Topology...

Idea for dinner?
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What about bird flu?
 
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  • #13,357
Orodruin said:
What about bird flu?
Salmon flu
 
  • #13,358
malawi_glenn said:
Salmon flu
Are we going to get into a "Steve Martin Rubberheads" routine here?
 
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nuuskur said:
[...] but everybody knows Australia is fake so the above is just a fun drawing.
Well, the cat vomiting out Tasmania as a fur ball is not an entirely fictitious metaphor.
 
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  • #13,361
strangerep said:
Well, the cat vomiting out Tasmania as a fur ball is not an entirely fictitious metaphor.
I like Simon Baker.
 
  • #13,362
fresh_42 said:
I like Simon Baker.
Well, yes, but he left the place of his birth quite early in his life. :oldwink:
 
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  • #13,365
Reminds me of "Blink", one of the two creepiest Dr Who episodes ever.
 
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malawi_glenn said:
I think the only pearson textbook I enjoy is Munkres Topology...

Idea for dinner?
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I thought it was salmon too!

Mind you it was a word I had never heard before and I think I was about 8.
 
  • #13,368
"You cannot name your son Yellower!"
"Why not? Yours is Oliver."
 
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fresh_42 said:
"You cannot name your son Yellower!"
"Why not? Yours is Oliver."
I cannot catch the theme.
does it have something to do with hex code #9D8F65
 
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256bits said:
I cannot catch the theme.
does it have something to do with hex code #9D8F65
Oliver might be interpreted as "more olive", and olive is indeed a colour.
 
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Ibix said:
Oliver might be interpreted as "more olive", and olive is indeed a colour.
I actually was playing around with color - yellow olive is hex code 9D8F65.
I have to go back and give fresh a Like.
 
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"Hi. My name is Olive. I'm the eldest."
"Howdy. I'm Oliver. I'm the middle."
"I'm Olivest and I hate my parents."
 
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pinball1970 said:
I would say more thingy

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Leaving the light on for a few days while sleeping.
 
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A constant ##C## and ##e^x## were out walking one day when they saw a differential operator approaching.
- ”Help! It will eat me alive!” shouted the constant in terror.
- ”Stand close to me and I will protect you. We will get through it unharmed together!” said ##e^x##.

As the differential operator came closer ##e^x## loudly declared
- ”Hello differential operator! We are ##C e^x##!”
The differential operator smiled hungrily and said
-”Hello ##C e^x##! I am ##\partial / \partial y## …”
 
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