Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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I think they've lost all of their marbles already.
 
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For city dwellers:
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Hamiltonian said:
That's still floating around the internet? It is generally not true in my experience as having been a Swedish kid. What would be normal Swedish behavior would have been to ask if the friend wanted to have dinner and call their parents to ask permission to stay for dinner.
 
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Got to agree with that. It sounds more like an American trait than a European one.
 
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Orodruin said:
That's still floating around the internet? It is generally not true in my experience as having been a Swedish kid. What would be normal Swedish behavior would have been to ask if the friend wanted to have dinner and call their parents to ask permission to stay for dinner.
Yes same in UK, if I had a friend over, my mum rang his mum for quick discussion then if we got a green light everyone got fed.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Instaounce would have been the better choice.
Instadram would be even better.
 
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no comment said:
"Dram" is also used as a measure of the powder charge in a shotgun shell, representing the equivalent of black powder in drams avoirdupois.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Instaounce would have been the better choice.
Also a short I think.

"Hobbs was fond of his dram."

Monty python
 
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fresh_42 said:
I think that's the best word I have heard in a long time.
'meatbird.'

Brilliant
 
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pinball1970 said:
I think that's the best word I have heard in a long time.
'meatbird.'

Brilliant
Tastes like chicken ##\dots##
 
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pinball1970 said:
I think that's the best word I have heard in a long time.
'meatbird.'

Brilliant
Meatbird is the meatword.
 
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Borg said:
Applying 'meat' function transforms it into "Meat Bird is the meat word"
 
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Meatbird - ideal for a first date.
 
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Wouldn't it be funny if Popeye's Chicken was cooked in Olive Oil?
 
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