Collection of Lame Jokes

[Borg]

I think they've lost all of their marbles already.

 

[WWGD]

For city dwellers:

 

[WWGD]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[nuuskur]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[jack action]

 

[nuuskur]

 

[Hamiltonian]

 

[Orodruin]

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That's still floating around the internet? It is generally not true in my experience as having been a Swedish kid. What would be normal Swedish behavior would have been to ask if the friend wanted to have dinner and call their parents to ask permission to stay for dinner.

 

[Borg]

Got to agree with that. It sounds more like an American trait than a European one.

 

[pinball1970]

That's still floating around the internet? It is generally not true in my experience as having been a Swedish kid. What would be normal Swedish behavior would have been to ask if the friend wanted to have dinner and call their parents to ask permission to stay for dinner.

Yes same in UK, if I had a friend over, my mum rang his mum for quick discussion then if we got a green light everyone got fed.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

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Instaounce would have been the better choice.

 

[DrGreg]

Instaounce would have been the better choice.

Instadram would be even better.

 

[fresh_42]

"Dram" is also used as a measure of the powder charge in a shotgun shell, representing the equivalent of black powder in drams avoirdupois.

 

[pinball1970]

Instaounce would have been the better choice.

Also a short I think.

"Hobbs was fond of his dram."

Monty python

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[pinball1970]

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I think that's the best word I have heard in a long time.
'meatbird.'

Brilliant

 

[kuruman]

I think that's the best word I have heard in a long time.
'meatbird.'

Brilliant

Tastes like chicken $\dots$

 

[WWGD]

I think that's the best word I have heard in a long time.
'meatbird.'

Brilliant

Meatbird is the meatword.

 

[Borg]

The bird is the word?

 

[fresh_42]

The bird is the word?

Bird is misspelled, to begin with.

 

[WWGD]

The bird is the word?

Applying 'meat' function transforms it into "Meat Bird is the meat word"

 

[Ibix]

Meatbird - ideal for a first date.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[phinds]

Wouldn't it be funny if Popeye's Chicken was cooked in Olive Oil?

 

[phinds]