Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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BillTre said:
I don't get it.

Oh. It's because he's a scientist, not a homeless crazy.
 
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DaveC426913 said:
I don't get it.

Oh. It's because he's a scientist, not a homeless crazy.
Well, he's a scientist, anyway...
 
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Ibix said:
You just have to sing it like Shatner.
Since the entire construct amounts to four measures of rest, there should not be a lot of Shatner singing going on. Thank goodness.
 
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BillTre said:
I thought it was a Dr which would still work. A Dr in the UK NHS was my next thought.
That would work too
 
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What do we want?
More rights for the elderly.
When do we want it?
Want what?
 
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DennisN said:
Technically this would be the equivalent of wearing styrofoam boots for a human too. They neither sink or fly, giving access to either medium. They should use helium balloons.
 
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I'm reminded of the Weird News story a few months ago where a woman fell into an open cesspool trying to retrieve her cellphone. In her case, she decided to swim with the feces.
 
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When physicists use hieroglyphics to explain the secrets of the universe, they win a Nobel prize. When I do it, I'm suddenly "having a psychotic episode" and "a potential danger to myself and others". The hypocrisy.
 
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phinds said:
I still know how to use it.

I meanwhile get a tennis elbow when I have to scroll my birthyear.
 
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