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I do not understand why people are afraid of sharks. I mean, you hear it by the music if one comes.
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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A dive buddy can halve your chances of being taken by a big shark.fresh_42 said:
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You don't need to be able to swim faster than a shark... just faster than your dive buddy.
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Q: Where does a king keep his armies?
A: In his sleevies.
Hey! This IS a section for lame jokes, so quitcher groanin'
A: In his sleevies.
Hey! This IS a section for lame jokes, so quitcher groanin'
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I read a really good knock-knock joke today. Unfortunately, it was too good to be told here.
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Oldies but goldies.
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Charles flexing on LinkedIn today
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They stabbed the mayor!dextercioby said:
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Not mayo?DrClaude said:
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"A coffee, please!"
"Tall? Grande? Venti?"
"Pronto!"
"Tall? Grande? Venti?"
"Pronto!"
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Life of a vampire can suck...
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A man is driving down a highway in the country. He passes a sign that says
“Talking Dog for 5 Dollars”
Interested, the man goes to the house. Suddenly a dog walks up to him and says
“Hello!”
Mind blown, the man says
“Wow! You can talk!”
Then the dog says
“Yes indeed! I also helped Einstein with his theory of relativity, was a professor at Yale, and worked for the FBI!”
The man then knocks on the door and a farmer comes out. The man says
“I would like to buy your dog! But just one question. Why is he only five dollars?”
The farmer then says
“Because the dog is a freaking liar!”
“Talking Dog for 5 Dollars”
Interested, the man goes to the house. Suddenly a dog walks up to him and says
“Hello!”
Mind blown, the man says
“Wow! You can talk!”
Then the dog says
“Yes indeed! I also helped Einstein with his theory of relativity, was a professor at Yale, and worked for the FBI!”
The man then knocks on the door and a farmer comes out. The man says
“I would like to buy your dog! But just one question. Why is he only five dollars?”
The farmer then says
“Because the dog is a freaking liar!”
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