Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[jtbell]

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Just make sure you're on the downwind side of them.

 

[berkeman]

Just make sure you're on the downwind upwind side of them.

Fixed that for you.

 

[fresh_42]

Fixed that for you.

Never judge personal preferences!

 

[davenn]

When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the
blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jbriggs444]

When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the
blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.

I would think that a diffuse bomb is something to avoid.

 

[Baluncore]

I would think that a diffuse bomb is something to avoid.

A diffused explosive bomb would be thermobaric.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermobaric_weapon

 

[jbriggs444]

A diffused explosive bomb would be thermobaric.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermobaric_weapon

Yes, though I had in mind that pretty much every bomb is more diffuse after detonation than before.

 

[nsaspook]

 

[BillTre]

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I think that's from the movie Zardoz. It had giant floating heads which I in part named the floating head mutation after.

 

[berkeman]

 

[jtbell]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[sbrothy]

Hah. Just found the "Laws of infernal dynamics" which is a mockery of Newtons laws of motion in the spirit of Murphy:

1. An object in motion will be moving in the wrong direction.
2. An object at rest will be in the wrong place.
3. The energy required to move an object in the correct direction, or put it in the right place, will be more than you wish to expend but not so much as to make the task impossible.

 

[berkeman]

 

[gmax137]

Hah. Just found the "Laws of infernal dynamics" which is a mockery of Newtons laws of motion

Reminds me of Fudd's laws of opposition... any one else here remember Firesign Theater?

 

[WWGD]

My friend was asked to cite Newton's laws in an exam. He replied: " I'm a Physicist, not a lawyer".

 

[jtbell]

And at least two of them are right here on PF!

 

[davenn]

I would think that a diffuse bomb is something to avoid.

as is asking to guess a woman's age

EDIT
Ohhh I just noticed the typo of the person who originally noticed it
I just copied and pasted without checking the spelling

 

[sbrothy]

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And at least two of them are right here on PF!

Wow! That many? It’s an obscure dialect of Danish. Just FYI.

It’a the only people I know of eating “glass” (icecream) with pleasure and banana on their pizzas.

 

[phinds]

 

[phinds]

HMMMM ....

 

[Ibix]

HMMMM ....

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[dwarde]

 

[jack action]

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Really awkward ...

 

[fresh_42]

 

[sbrothy]

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If not photoshopped I bet it's intentional vandalism. Perhaps even a journalist wanting a picture of Spiderman.

 

[fresh_42]

If not photoshopped I bet it's intentional vandalism. Perhaps even a journalist wanting a picture of Spiderman.

It's not very high, so I assume it was vandalism or revenge for being caught.

 

[sbrothy]

It's not very high, so I assume it was vandalism or revenge for being caught.

Yeah. Also no high buildings in view. It was practically begging for it. :)

 

[WWGD]

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Other planets are toppings in the Earth Sicilian pie.

 

[jtbell]

It’s [Swedish] an obscure dialect of Danish. Just FYI.

I remember reading a long time ago that Danish isn't a language, but a pathological condition of the pharynx.

 

[Baluncore]

And that Norwegians speak Swedish, but with a mouth full of porridge.

 

[sbrothy]

It's actually more ridiculous than you can imagine. Only 5-6 millions people speak it, and still people less than 400 km apart almost have difficulty understanding each others dialects.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[sbrothy]

Right on.

I know I probably posted this comic before but it fits so perfectly here:

Scandinavia and the World

Real World AI User Case (Kinda NSFW, but then again not with this comic)

 

[fresh_42]

Right on.

I know I probably posted this comic before but it fits so perfectly here:

Scandinavia and the World

Real World AI User Case (Kinda NSFW, but then again not with this comic)

I couldn't figure out where she is from; my guess is Norway, but judging by her name, she probably knows what she is talking about.

 

[sbrothy]

I couldn't figure out where she is from; my guess is Norway, but judging by her name, she probably knows what she is talking about.

EDIT: and that's probably not even right. I give up.

It's 1 am here. Gnight.

 

[fresh_42]

EDIT: and that's probably not even right. I give up.

It's 1 am here. Gnight.

Her homepage says

Humoretaten is a sketch show on the TV channel NRK in Norway, released on the 10th of January 2025
Writer: Pernille Haaland

 

[Baluncore]

Pernille-Haaland is Norwegian.
https://www.thevoicerepublic.com/TalentProfile/Pernille-Haaland

 

[jtbell]

Bjarne Stroustrup, the Dane who invented the C++ programming language, has or had a FAQ on his home page, something like this:

Q: How do you pronounce your name?

A: It can be difficult for non-Danish people. The best suggestion I have seen is to say it first a few times in Norwegian, then stuff a potato down your throat and say it again.

 

[WWGD]

I remember reading a long time ago that Danish isn't a language, but a pathological condition of the pharynx.

Or a necessity for many if they're prune Danish.

 

[berkeman]

 

[WWGD]

Styx and the (Rolling) Stones will play in the "Break my Bones" Tour.