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What fruits cannot leave town to get married?
The can't elo(u)pe.
 
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berkeman said:
LOL
Most I spoke with agreed to Hawaii:

Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

TIL that one of my favorite actresses is from HI, Bette Midler.
 
fresh_42 said:
Most I spoke with agreed to Hawaii:

Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

TIL that one of my favorite actresses is from HI, Bette Midler.
That sounds like the name of one of their gangs. They need better names.
 
fresh_42 said:
Everything was better before. Stone age, for example, no bills, no IRS, and BBQ the whole time.
But no party every day!
 
fresh_42 said:
Everything was better before. Stone age, for example, no bills, no IRS, and BBQ the whole time.
But on the other hand, no PhysicsForums, so...
 
Swamp Thing said:
But on the other hand, no PhysicsForums, so...
Experiment with levers, Reinvent the wheel.
 
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else

That's not funny. . . :mad: .Lol. . . j/k .

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