Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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What fruits cannot leave town to get married?
The can't elo(u)pe.
 
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berkeman said:
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Most I spoke with agreed to Hawaii:

Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

TIL that one of my favorite actresses is from HI, Bette Midler.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Most I spoke with agreed to Hawaii:

Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

TIL that one of my favorite actresses is from HI, Bette Midler.
That sounds like the name of one of their gangs. They need better names.
 
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Everything was better before. Stone age, for example, no bills, no IRS, and BBQ the whole time.
 
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Everything was better before. Stone age, for example, no bills, no IRS, and BBQ the whole time.
But no party every day!
 
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fresh_42 said:
Everything was better before. Stone age, for example, no bills, no IRS, and BBQ the whole time.
But on the other hand, no PhysicsForums, so...
 
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Swamp Thing said:
But on the other hand, no PhysicsForums, so...
Experiment with levers, Reinvent the wheel.
 
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Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else

That's not funny. . . :mad: .Lol. . . j/k .

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