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The Russian Army is losing so badly that Mississippi wants to erect statues of its generals
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If you fall in love with a girl called Polly, are you Polly-amorous?
If you fall in love with a girl called Polly, are you Polly-amorous?
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That took me way too long.phinds said:
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When I have arrived at the top, I will do my geometry-homework.
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Escher was Dutch.WWGD said:
Welkom, meneer Escher.
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Me too.fresh_42 said:
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There are only 10 kinds of people.
Those who understand binary and those who don't.
Those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Or, as some genius upthread said, those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who thought this would be a joke about binary.Sagittarius A-Star said:
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An impulse for humor momentarily came to me. Therefore this:
If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, but looks like a raven, it is probably a raven.
If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it could be a hallucinating raven.
If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, but looks like a raven, it is probably a raven.
If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it could be a hallucinating raven.