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Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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The Russian Army is losing so badly that Mississippi wants to erect statues of its generals
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First woman in space
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True from all sides
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If you fall in love with a girl called Polly, are you Polly-amorous?
If you fall in love with a girl called Polly, are you Polly-amorous?
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That took me way too long.phinds said:
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How (non) ' ironic'fresh_42 said:
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When I have arrived at the top, I will do my geometry-homework.
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Willkommen, Herr Escher.Sagittarius A-Star said:
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Escher was Dutch.WWGD said:
Welkom, meneer Escher.
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Me too.fresh_42 said:
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There are only 10 kinds of people.
Those who understand binary and those who don't.
Those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Or, as some genius upthread said, those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who thought this would be a joke about binary.Sagittarius A-Star said:
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An impulse for humor momentarily came to me. Therefore this:
If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, but looks like a raven, it is probably a raven.
If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it could be a hallucinating raven.
If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, but looks like a raven, it is probably a raven.
If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it could be a hallucinating raven.