Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
  • Knowledge of cultural references in humor
  • Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
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  • Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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The Russian Army is losing so badly that Mississippi wants to erect statues of its generals
 
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True from all sides
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If you fall in love with a girl called Polly, are you Polly-amorous?
 
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fresh_42 said:
That took me way too long.
How (non) ' ironic'
 
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When I have arrived at the top, I will do my geometry-homework.
 
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Sagittarius A-Star said:
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When I have arrived at the top, I will do my geometry-homework.
Willkommen, Herr Escher.
 
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WWGD said:
Willkommen, Herr Escher.
Escher was Dutch.

Welkom, meneer Escher.
 
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fresh_42 said:
That took me way too long.
Me too. :smile:
 
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There are only 10 kinds of people.

Those who understand binary and those who don't.
 
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Sagittarius A-Star said:
There are only 10 kinds of people.

Those who understand binary and those who don't.
Or, as some genius upthread said, those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who thought this would be a joke about binary.
 
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An impulse for humor momentarily came to me. Therefore this:

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, but looks like a raven, it is probably a raven.

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it could be a hallucinating raven.
 
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