Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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fresh_42 said:
Everything was better before. Stone age, for example, no bills, no IRS, and BBQ the whole time.
Yes. And before the wheel was invented there were fewer road accidents too!
 
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DrGreg said:
In case you're not familiar with this new-fangled concept of computer, it's a large box covered with flashing lights, spinning tape spools, paper tape readers and teletypes, and talks like a dalek.
ACHTUNG!
ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS!
DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN.
IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS.
ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.
 
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This one's a bit old, but still fun :smile::

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Ibix said:
ACHTUNG!
ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS!
DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN.
IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS.
ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.
I remember one of these signs on ye olde PDP-8 in the lab.
 
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Is there some obscure mate-in-##N## for white there? Or is it just the combination of the stupidity needed to try to promote seven pawns and the genius needed to pull it off?
 
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Ibix said:
Is there some obscure mate-in-##N## for white there? Or is it just the combination of the stupidity needed to try to promote seven pawns and the genius needed to pull it off?
Ne4 ++
 
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Ibix said:
Is there some obscure mate-in-##N## for white there? Or is it just the combination of the stupidity needed to try to promote seven pawns and the genius needed to pull it off?
Black has more work:

1. ... , Qd1+
2. Nb1, Qb1:+
3. Kb1:, Qc1++
 
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fresh_42 said:
A wooden internal combustion engine also known as the "external combustion engine" after the first minute of running.

As long as you plant a tree afterwards the engine has combusted itself your carbon neutral in theory, way to go!
 
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jack action said:
Who's the tow truck driver, Vin Diesel aka Dominic Toretto?

Drive it like you stole it , I guess.
 
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