Collection of Lame Jokes

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Nuts ! Now *I'M* doing it, dammit.
 
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I thought I remembered seeing that before!
I'll put this to an end.

"What didn’t happen since unthinkable times: A young woman who doesn’t fart on her husband’s lap."
(Sumer, est. 1800 B.C.)

It is done. I have repeated the oldest joke ever found and completed the cycle. From now on, every post will be a repetition.
 
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My dyslexic friend registered for a class in Logarithm Design.
 
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Q. What is atmospheric pressure ?
A. It is a lakh of pascals.
 
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How do you pronounce "omicron"?

Oh-my-God.
 
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Hey there sailor.

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Interesting illusion
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