Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Orodruin said:
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There are only 25 letters at Christmas.

No L
 
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A phrase that I heard today.

"Word salad with extra dressing."
 
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gmax137 said:
did you get that off a woodworking site, @phinds ?
Yep
 
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gmax137 said:
did you get that off a woodworking site, @phinds ?
Thanks, I got this joke only when I saw your comment.
 
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Swamp Thing said:
Thanks, I got this joke only when I saw your comment.
... so I gave it an "informative 💡" like.
 
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Swamp Thing said:
Thanks, I got this joke only when I saw your comment.
I'm here to help...
 
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That's not taking a risk, that's suicidal.
 
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Condescension Duet:
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The first rule of Tautology Club is the first rule of Tautology Club.

Coincidentally, the first rule of Recursion Club is the first rule of Recursion Club.

The first rule of Procrastination Club is...
 
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Ibix said:
The first rule of Procrastination Club is...
I was going to post that, but I hadn't got round to it yet.
 
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