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Orodruin said:
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There are only 25 letters at Christmas.

No L
 
A phrase that I heard today.

"Word salad with extra dressing."
 
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Swamp Thing said:
Thanks, I got this joke only when I saw your comment.
I'm here to help...
 
That's not taking a risk, that's suicidal.
 
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The first rule of Tautology Club is the first rule of Tautology Club.

Coincidentally, the first rule of Recursion Club is the first rule of Recursion Club.

The first rule of Procrastination Club is...
 
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Ibix said:
The first rule of Procrastination Club is...
I was going to post that, but I hadn't got round to it yet.
 
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