Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

For that occasional dark joke: A recording of James Holmes, the Colorado movie theater shooter, was found: " I said NO BUTTER in my popcorn".

 

[DaveC426913]

 

[symbolipoint]

As if you could still distinguish A,B,C,D, ... given the 800!

The important clue is how first character and last character resemble each other. Might not work if less than eight floors in the building.

 

[sbrothy]

EDIT4: I don't think the name-link works in the quotes so, I'm pulling it out so @symbolipoint gets a notice:

"I deleted this because what I wrote looked like I thought @symbolipoint was some kind of slow person. I have no idea what I was thinking and I profusely apologize."

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What a nice place this is. Several people helping instantly!

EDIT: ok that didn’t make much sense. I misread senders

EDIT2: and I’m talking about something Else entirely. Sorry !!!

EDIT3: I really wish I was drunk or on drugs. That would help explain my scatterbrain-Ness. Alas.

 

[DaveC426913]

What a nice place this is. Several people helping instantly!

EDIT: ok that didn’t make much sense. I misread senders

EDIT2: and I’m talking about something Else entirely. Sorry !!!

EDIT3: I really wish I was drunk or on drugs. That would help explain my scatterbrain-Ness. Alas.

Hey! Less chatting! More story-reading!

 

[sbrothy]

Hah yeah! Problem is I’m on my way from one “client” to the other!

On the bus. With my bicycle no less!

 

[sbrothy]

But yeah, seriously. I finally have a couple of hours for myself now. I'll make a cuppa tea, put some relaxing music on and see if I can't get going....

 

[jack action]

That is downright dangerous! I think you’d be stopped pretty quickly in Denmark. Probably Photoshop tho.

I suspect a good chunk of those jokes are made using Adobe. Like some of those church ones.

In the US, there is no need for photoshop:

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[WWGD]

In the US, there is no need for photoshop:

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Is that Fred G. Sanford's? :)?

 

[davenn]