Collection of Lame Jokes

[DrGreg]

I'm old enough to remember my parents once had an old car whose indicators looked like this:

Trafficators

 

[fresh_42]

 

[phinds]

 

[DrGreg]

I must confess it took me a while to work out what's wrong with this.

Spoiler: Clue

Look closely at the second letter...

 

[fresh_42]

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I must confess it took me a while to work out what's wrong with this.

Spoiler: Clue

Look closely at the second letter...

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[WWGD]

 

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[dextercioby]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[DrClaude]

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[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

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[jack action]

 

[fresh_42]

The five stages of productivity

1. Look around and think about where to begin.
2. Sit down on the couch and keep thinking.
3. Lay down since it is more comfortable.
4. Cover me up because I'm cold.
5. Fall asleep.

 

[berkeman]

The five stages of productivity

1. Look around and think about where to begin.
2. Sit down on the couch and keep thinking.
3. Lay down since it is more comfortable.
4. Cover me up because I'm cold.
5. Fall asleep.

So you're saying that I left my laptop web camera on again...?

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

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Its defense mechanism is telling you for hours, non-stop, how much more ethical it is than other non-vegan beasts.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Ibix]

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I remember reading of a couple of guys, both called Alan Jones, who worked in the same specific field. They published together occasionally, and referenced their papers as Al et Al.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

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Have pity on him and hit them with a shovel in the face instead. It'll hurt less. ;).

 

[BillTre]