Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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I'm old enough to remember my parents once had an old car whose indicators looked like this:
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Trafficators
 
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I must confess it took me a while to work out what's wrong with this.

Look closely at the second letter...
 
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DrGreg said:
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I must confess it took me a while to work out what's wrong with this.

Look closely at the second letter...
3 people found this helpful?
 
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The five stages of productivity
  1. Look around and think about where to begin.
  2. Sit down on the couch and keep thinking.
  3. Lay down since it is more comfortable.
  4. Cover me up because I'm cold.
  5. Fall asleep.
 
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fresh_42 said:
The five stages of productivity
  1. Look around and think about where to begin.
  2. Sit down on the couch and keep thinking.
  3. Lay down since it is more comfortable.
  4. Cover me up because I'm cold.
  5. Fall asleep.
So you're saying that I left my laptop web camera on again...?
 
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fresh_42 said:
Its defense mechanism is telling you for hours, non-stop, how much more ethical it is than other non-vegan beasts.
 
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dextercioby said:
I remember reading of a couple of guys, both called Alan Jones, who worked in the same specific field. They published together occasionally, and referenced their papers as Al et Al.
 
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dextercioby said:
Have pity on him and hit them with a shovel in the face instead. It'll hurt less. ;).
 
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