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Wasps!
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Google Translate did a pretty good job: "What an awkward spot the wasps built a nest in".fresh_42 said:
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For some reason this reminded me of our dog when I was a teenager. We put Christmas presents for him under the tree and he wouldn't touch them until we gave them to him on Christmas day. Only then, he would shred the box to bits getting to his present.
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Strike!
The fb-site where it is from calls itself "Alliance against idiots in the workplace."
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This is from one of those humor items on CNN today -- it's got funny test answers from little kids, and some are pretty good. It's not too obnoxious to go through, since you can just scroll down through them instead of having to keep going to the next page. This one is especially cute, IMO:
https://www.heraldweekly.com/hysterical-test-answers-written-by-kids/12?xcmg=1
https://www.heraldweekly.com/hysterical-test-answers-written-by-kids/12?xcmg=1
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"Detail oriented" would be another good one.berkeman said:This one is especially cute, IMO:
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It IS good but I prefer the one I saw elsewhere some time back:berkeman said:
Q: Describe yourself in 3 words
A: Bad at following directions
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Q: What would be your best qualities that you would add to our team?
A: Patience and endurance.
Q: You will hear from us.
A: It's ok. I will wait.
A: Patience and endurance.
Q: You will hear from us.
A: It's ok. I will wait.
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This is so subtle!dextercioby said:
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What's brown and wrinkled and lies on the bottom of the sea?---Moby prune(I swear someone actually told this to me when I was a kid)