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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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entrance said:
hello everybody :)

Let's assume that we could steal all electrons of an atom. What would happen? How would the atom change its properties? Could we measure different values?

Nothing positive will happen if you steal electrons. This is a crime. You will be charged.
 
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CopperKettle2 said:
Nothing positive will happen if you steal electrons. This is a crime. You will be charged.
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Poorly drawn leaves!
 
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davenn said:
Hm. Clearly a phenomenon related to the "gravity doesn’t affect you until you notice it" effect in cartoon physics.
 
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dextercioby said:

too small to read the text :frown:

[Mentors expanded the image because they couldn't read it either -- fixed now] :smile:
 
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