Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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entrance said:
hello everybody :)

Let's assume that we could steal all electrons of an atom. What would happen? How would the atom change its properties? Could we measure different values?

Nothing positive will happen if you steal electrons. This is a crime. You will be charged.
 
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Nothing positive will happen if you steal electrons. This is a crime. You will be charged.
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Hulk Hogan is Moses!​


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Just wait until he stands up... Owiee!
 
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Poorly drawn leaves!
 
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davenn said:
Hm. Clearly a phenomenon related to the "gravity doesn’t affect you until you notice it" effect in cartoon physics.
 
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dextercioby said:

too small to read the text :frown:

[Mentors expanded the image because they couldn't read it either -- fixed now] :smile:
 
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