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My emotional support animal is a chicken. A Kentucky fried chicken. With a biscuit. It gives me great comfort.
Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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In that case, I have an occasional support pizza.
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My wife is now labeling our milk cartons
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One dad joke to rule them all:
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Me too256bits said:
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Where does he plug in?gmax137 said:
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orsova said:
That's an awesome dad joke. However the world's funniest joke belongs to our very own Earnest Scribbler.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
QUANTUM PHYSICIST: Because you measured its momentum too precisely.
COLONEL SANDERS (Founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken): I missed one?
EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
QUANTUM PHYSICIST: Because you measured its momentum too precisely.
COLONEL SANDERS (Founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken): I missed one?
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It could be Churchill or possibly W C Fields but there is a put down I remember.fresh_42 said:
After a brief conversation with a lady she looked at the gentleman in disgust and said,
"You are drunken."
He turned to her and said,
"Yes, and you madam you are ugly but in the morning I will be sober."
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Yeah, either Churchill, Twain, or Shaw.pinball1970 said:
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Churchill, to Nancy Astor, I believe.pinball1970 said:
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Eventually, all quotes will be attributed to Mark Twain.fresh_42 said:
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It is mean, I could never say that to anyone. Do I find it funny? Yes because if it was off the cuff..Ibix said:
There is another quote similar (but different)
Upper class gentlemen did not regularly bathe in the 18th century, they thought it was uncouth and something only commoners did. They used perfume instead. (This could be BS, a brother (cleric) taught me this at sixth form college )
A well off dandy was talking to a lady when she suddenly announced,
'Sir, you smell.'
He replied,
'No madam, YOU smell. I stink.'
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..., or to W. C. Fields.Ibix said:
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Ironically, they have actually done so.BillTre said:
The term "PC" is an attempt to solve the problem of saying political correctness without saying political correctness.
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The post-script notes at the end of the TV show "Northwoods Law" are usually pretty good. They tell you the end result of the cases that the Game Wardens dealt with in that episode. But this post-script made me do a double-take...
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100% caffeine?
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I was thinking ethylene glycol...
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FTX headquarters when the investigators arrive.
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I never understood why Americans are so obsessed with zombies, but now it's getting ridiculous!berkeman said:
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RelatedDaveC426913 said:
Zoobyshoe wrote a really good reply to that. It seemed convincing and well argued , but I can't, embarrassingly, remember what he wrote. I haven't seen him in PF for years now.fresh_42 said:
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My ex GF had broad shoulders.