Collection of Lame Jokes

[fresh_42]

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]

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Diane Barrows: Hey, a girl's bear's got to have her standards.

 

[Borg]

People used to laugh at me when I would say "I want to be a comedian", well nobody's laughing now.

 

[Borg]

I knew someone who worked for a road crew. I refused to believe that he was stealing on the job but when I visited his house, all the signs were there.

 

[Borg]

 

[DennisN]

Can you bear a couple of more jokes on the topic?

 

[fresh_42]

Congratulations! It's a forklift!​

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[bland]

This is not a joke, but it's pretty lame so it goes here...

I was just mulling over that a pound of feathers is heavier than a pound of gold, but an ounce of gold is heavier than an ounce of feathers.

 

[bland]

OK what did the woman say when a steam roller ran over her cat.

 

[davenn]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Ibix]

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Needs a "No way!" reaction.

 

[gmax137]

I worked in a power plant with a guy named Jose. He had "Hose B" written in Sharpie on his hard hat.

 

[BWV]

great NYT parody article

 

[DrClaude]

great NYT parody article

Le Sot Crédule

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Bystander]

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Name's Stretch?

 

[kuruman]

Name's Stretch?

Katzhund.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Robert Jansen]

Lamest joke you know ...

What's another word for thesaurus?

 

[Ibix]

What's another word for thesaurus?

"That book by Roger, something about a dinosaur," according to contacts in the world of bookselling.

 

[BillTre]

 

[phinds]

 

[DennisN]

What an offer!

 

[Borg]

They run those specials at my grocery store all the time. You just have to notice that they've doubled the price from the previous week. When the 'sale' ends, the price reverts back to what it was.

 

[jack action]