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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Ibix said:
That's... honest. Where's it from? "An Unvarnished Introduction to the Immutable Laws of Physics"?
It's from his latest textbook that @Orodruin is writing. He wanted to write a science textbook for a younger audience this time... :wink:
 
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I'd invited a few of my fellow engineers over to my apartment here in Silicon Valley in the mid-80's for a party, and I had a stack much like (except for the disc player on the bottom) with a 10" TV next to it with rabbit ears. One of my friends commented, "I like your priorities." :smile:
 
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Text says: Hi! 2 cinnamon rolls and an Uzi, please.
 
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