Collection of Lame Jokes

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https://www.theonion.com/man-who-lost-everything-in-crypto-just-wishes-several-t-1848764551
Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him

Saying he had been absolutely blindsided by the sudden change in his fortunes, local 33-year-old Tyler Branton, a man who lost everything in cryptocurrencies, told reporters Thursday that he just wished several thousand more people had warned him.

Things to say to that guy.

“Well, when you think about it, real money is fake too.”

 

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[BillTre]

Big books from Archives of Prague Castle:

 

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Why the sad face?
Conscientious parents are saving the world for you kid.

A vegetable lego set.
You can eat your jummy construction.
Colorful and exciting...
Biodegradable - all natural, and green to the environment.

they just have to market it right.
Every child in mind will want a set.

I have actually bought a few sets myself.

 

[BillTre]

Packaging (plastic) could be improved upon however.

 

[DrGreg]

Everyone who said Page 404 cannot be found was wrong. Look at the bottom of this page...

Yes, I know "Page 404 cannot be found" is a misquote. It should really be "Error 404: Page cannot be found", or more-user-friendly words to that effect. But this is a lame joke thread.

 

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[phinds]

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

 

[Ibix]

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:

And we wooden want bad language.

 

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I went to a cocktail party where one of the couples said "we will bring fish & chips." What they brought was a mix of Goldfish crackers and potato chips.

 

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[davenn]

Don't forget to turn your bathroom scales back 15 pounds tonight at 1AM for Thanksgiving.

 

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[fresh_42]

I have experienced that!

 

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If I quote one of my previous posts from a post in Lame Jokes, I will be regressing to the meme.