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https://www.theonion.com/man-who-lost-everything-in-crypto-just-wishes-several-t-1848764551
Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him
“Well, when you think about it, real money is fake too.”
Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him
Things to say to that guy.
“Well, when you think about it, real money is fake too.”
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Why the sad face?WWGD said:
Conscientious parents are saving the world for you kid.
A vegetable lego set.
You can eat your jummy construction.
Colorful and exciting...
Biodegradable - all natural, and green to the environment.
they just have to market it right.
Every child in mind will want a set.
I have actually bought a few sets myself.
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Everyone who said Page 404 cannot be found was wrong. Look at the bottom of this page...
Yes, I know "Page 404 cannot be found" is a misquote. It should really be "Error 404: Page cannot be found", or more-user-friendly words to that effect. But this is a lame joke thread.
Yes, I know "Page 404 cannot be found" is a misquote. It should really be "Error 404: Page cannot be found", or more-user-friendly words to that effect. But this is a lame joke thread.
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It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
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And we wooden want bad language.phinds said:
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Wrichik Basu said:
I have experienced that!