Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[pinball1970]

In the UK, right after a bombing. Look at the guy in the lower right View attachment 317845

To be fair you are not supposed to leave glasses lying around in the city center.

 

[phinds]

 

[Ibix]

View attachment 317898

So a week later they're still there?

 

[pinball1970]

So a week later they're still there?

They were requesitioned. It's what they would have wanted.

 

[JT Smith]

 

[phinds]

 

[davenn]

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I resemble that remark

 

[Orodruin]

 

[Borg]

Break room at Twitter.

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

Break room at Twitter.

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Reminds me of Nero .... Fiddled whilst Rome burned

 

[Borg]

It's a modification of this comic that's become a meme in its own right.
https://www.theverge.com/2016/5/5/11592622/this-is-fine-meme-comic

 

[phinds]

 

[DennisN]

Reminds me of Nero .... Fiddled whilst Rome burned

Which reminded me about the CD/DVD burning software "Nero Burning ROM" which has a hilarious icon (a picture of Colosseum on fire):

I've successfully burnt countless of discs using that software, without having to fiddle with it.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[dextercioby]

Man gotta point here:

 

[fresh_42]

Man gotta point here: View attachment 318004

I smell a conspiracy between Riemann and Daimler!

 

[Ibix]

I smell a conspiracy between Riemann and Daimler!

The Daimler bendz, you say?

 

[Orodruin]

Oh lord! Won't you fix my, Mercedes that bends?

 

[256bits]

That got me thinking too.
Just like nature abhors a vacuum, the natural tendency of a car tire is to go flat - and where else but where it is touching the flat earth.

 

[fresh_42]

(Christmas Sale Photos from € 40 on.)

 

[phinds]

 

[DennisN]

 

[Borg]

So that would be a Paiñata?