Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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WWGD said:
In the UK, right after a bombing. Look at the guy in the lower right View attachment 317845
To be fair you are not supposed to leave glasses lying around in the city center.
 
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Ibix said:
So a week later they're still there?
They were requesitioned. It's what they would have wanted.
 
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Break room at Twitter.

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Borg said:
Break room at Twitter.

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Reminds me of Nero .... Fiddled whilst Rome burned
 
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davenn said:
Reminds me of Nero .... Fiddled whilst Rome burned
Which reminded me about the CD/DVD burning software "Nero Burning ROM" which has a hilarious icon (a picture of Colosseum on fire):

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I've successfully burnt countless of discs using that software, without having to fiddle with it.
 
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Man gotta point here:
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dextercioby said:
Man gotta point here: View attachment 318004
I smell a conspiracy between Riemann and Daimler!
 
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fresh_42 said:
I smell a conspiracy between Riemann and Daimler!
The Daimler bendz, you say?
 
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Oh lord! Won't you fix my, Mercedes that bends?
 
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That got me thinking too.
Just like nature abhors a vacuum, the natural tendency of a car tire is to go flat - and where else but where it is touching the flat earth.
 
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(Christmas Sale Photos from € 40 on.)
 
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So that would be a Paiñata?
 
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