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Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Anyone else see a green man shrugging?dextercioby said:
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Much like a 'double-handed backhand' in tennis.Orodruin said:
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oh, wait...
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I guess OpenAI is not the singularity, thenOrodruin said:
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Google, you liar!!
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I am pretty sure there are at least a couple of stars visible to the human eye as well.dextercioby said:
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Google itself claims:Orodruin said:
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You shouldn't limit yourself to mere stars :)
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That 3 miles of google apparently referred to this article:
https://gouldvision.com/blog/how-far-can-humans-see/
This article also mentions the Andromeda galaxy. And about those 3 miles:
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3 miles: The edge of the Earth (as it curves) is about 3 miles from viewing point to the edge. Ever stare out at the ocean? The farthest point you can see is about 3 miles out.
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https://gouldvision.com/blog/how-far-can-humans-see/
This article also mentions the Andromeda galaxy. And about those 3 miles:
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3 miles: The edge of the Earth (as it curves) is about 3 miles from viewing point to the edge. Ever stare out at the ocean? The farthest point you can see is about 3 miles out.
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Wait. I thought that on a clear day you can see forever. Are you telling me that Alan Jay Lerner lied to us?
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It's a serious issue for those who have felt the pain. I can relate.dextercioby said:
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