Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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fresh_42 said:
You missed the ones in New York, Ohio and South Carolina... at least. :wink:
 
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You've probably heard of cherry tomatoes... how about these?

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fresh_42 said:
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(Christmas Sale Photos from € 40 on.)
Oh wait, are those speed cameras?
 
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jtbell said:
You've probably heard of cherry tomatoes... how about these?

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Yes; so what's the joke/gag/humor? They've been in the stores around here (CO) the last five, maybe ten years.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Right at the lower right corner where it says the Bahamas, I thought for a moment it was The Barbarians.
 
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Bystander said:
Yes; so what's the joke/gag/humor? They've been in the stores around here (CO) the last five, maybe ten years.
never seen them till now.

I thought it was cute labeling.
Salad Tomatoes --> Lettuce Out.
Sweet --> with a picture of a bee ( are they honey sweet, maybe )
Cherubs --> Heavenly, with green angel wings
 
  • #14,198
Vanadium 50 said:
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Why do we call them "buildings?" Once they're done, we should call them "builts."
 
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And doctors graduate, and they spend the rest of their whole life practicing.
 
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Pedestrian A rolled into a gutter after being struck by an automobile.
Pedestrian B came along, looked down at Pedestrian A and asked, "Say there, have an accident?"
Pedestrian A replied, "No, thanks, just had one!"
 
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davenn said:

Context: Baldrick invents a time machine by accident and Blackadder goes back in time to (among other things) get Shakespeare's signature.
 
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A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!”
 
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davenn said:
The statistician yells "We got 'em!”
That's just mean...
 
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Ibix said:
That's just mean...
Indeed! The chemist did that on purpose!
 
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Ibix said:
That's just mean...
Just an average day for hunting.
 
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One snowman says to the other:
"I still get 50 euros from you!"
"Wait until June. Then I'll be liquid again!"
 
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jack action said:
More degrees​
Thus suggesting that U.S. scholars earn 80% more degrees during their college education than European scholars, due to the genius of Fahrenheit.
 
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