Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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fresh_42 said:
You missed the ones in New York, Ohio and South Carolina... at least. :wink:
 
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You've probably heard of cherry tomatoes... how about these?

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fresh_42 said:
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(Christmas Sale Photos from € 40 on.)
Oh wait, are those speed cameras?
 
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jtbell said:
You've probably heard of cherry tomatoes... how about these?

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Yes; so what's the joke/gag/humor? They've been in the stores around here (CO) the last five, maybe ten years.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Right at the lower right corner where it says the Bahamas, I thought for a moment it was The Barbarians.
 
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Bystander said:
Yes; so what's the joke/gag/humor? They've been in the stores around here (CO) the last five, maybe ten years.
never seen them till now.

I thought it was cute labeling.
Salad Tomatoes --> Lettuce Out.
Sweet --> with a picture of a bee ( are they honey sweet, maybe )
Cherubs --> Heavenly, with green angel wings
 
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Vanadium 50 said:
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Why do we call them "buildings?" Once they're done, we should call them "builts."
 
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And doctors graduate, and they spend the rest of their whole life practicing.
 
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Pedestrian A rolled into a gutter after being struck by an automobile.
Pedestrian B came along, looked down at Pedestrian A and asked, "Say there, have an accident?"
Pedestrian A replied, "No, thanks, just had one!"
 
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davenn said:

Context: Baldrick invents a time machine by accident and Blackadder goes back in time to (among other things) get Shakespeare's signature.
 
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A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!”
 
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davenn said:
The statistician yells "We got 'em!”
That's just mean...
 
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Ibix said:
That's just mean...
Indeed! The chemist did that on purpose!
 
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Ibix said:
That's just mean...
Just an average day for hunting.
 
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One snowman says to the other:
"I still get 50 euros from you!"
"Wait until June. Then I'll be liquid again!"
 
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jack action said:
More degrees​
Thus suggesting that U.S. scholars earn 80% more degrees during their college education than European scholars, due to the genius of Fahrenheit.
 
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