Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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fresh_42 said:
You missed the ones in New York, Ohio and South Carolina... at least. :wink:
 
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You've probably heard of cherry tomatoes... how about these?

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fresh_42 said:
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(Christmas Sale Photos from € 40 on.)
Oh wait, are those speed cameras?
 
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jtbell said:
You've probably heard of cherry tomatoes... how about these?

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Yes; so what's the joke/gag/humor? They've been in the stores around here (CO) the last five, maybe ten years.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Right at the lower right corner where it says the Bahamas, I thought for a moment it was The Barbarians.
 
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Bystander said:
Yes; so what's the joke/gag/humor? They've been in the stores around here (CO) the last five, maybe ten years.
never seen them till now.

I thought it was cute labeling.
Salad Tomatoes --> Lettuce Out.
Sweet --> with a picture of a bee ( are they honey sweet, maybe )
Cherubs --> Heavenly, with green angel wings
 
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Vanadium 50 said:
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Why do we call them "buildings?" Once they're done, we should call them "builts."
 
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And doctors graduate, and they spend the rest of their whole life practicing.
 
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Pedestrian A rolled into a gutter after being struck by an automobile.
Pedestrian B came along, looked down at Pedestrian A and asked, "Say there, have an accident?"
Pedestrian A replied, "No, thanks, just had one!"
 
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davenn said:

Context: Baldrick invents a time machine by accident and Blackadder goes back in time to (among other things) get Shakespeare's signature.
 
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A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!”
 
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davenn said:
The statistician yells "We got 'em!”
That's just mean...
 
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Ibix said:
That's just mean...
Indeed! The chemist did that on purpose!
 
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Ibix said:
That's just mean...
Just an average day for hunting.
 
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One snowman says to the other:
"I still get 50 euros from you!"
"Wait until June. Then I'll be liquid again!"
 
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jack action said:
More degrees​
Thus suggesting that U.S. scholars earn 80% more degrees during their college education than European scholars, due to the genius of Fahrenheit.
 
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