Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Q: What do you get if you divide a pumpkin's circumference by its radius:
A: Pumpkin π

If liars pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun

Q: What's the difference between reindeer nuts and beer nuts?
A: Beer nuts are about $5.00/can, reindeer nuts are under a buck

1988: Don't get in a car with a stranger
2008: Don't meet people from the internet alone
2022: Order an UBER from a stranger on the internet and get in the car with them alone.

Broken pencils are pointless

Q: How do you get high on yourself?
A: Set your elbow on fire and suck on your thumb

Velcro --- what a ripoff

OK, I'll be quiet now.
 
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phinds said:
If liars pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun
So C-SPAN would become the new Comedy Channel.
 
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Borg said:
So C-SPAN would become the new Comedy Channel.
And Fox News would be like watching a bonfire :smile:
 
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Actually.

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dextercioby said:
That step ladder raised him just like his real ladder should have.
 
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At least I know my biological ladder.
 
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I don't know what to write but I'll leave a post nevertheless
 
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"My dog swallowed a bag of Scrabble tiles so I had to leave him at the vet yesterday for observation."

"Any news?"

"No word yet."
 
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Hey I'm stuck! Wait - wHaT ArE yOu dOiNg stepladder?

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Oh, the horror! :eek:

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Ibix said:
Don't make me tell the one about Noah and the adders again...
Oh go ahead, that one never gets old
 
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gmax137 said:
Oh go ahead, that one never gets old
As opinion seems to be divided (going by phinds' reaction), I'll just provide a reference.
 
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Thanks, I had forgotten the part about the table
 
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DaveC426913 said:
Hey I'm stuck! Wait - wHaT ArE yOu dOiNg stepladder?

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am I stupid or..?
 
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nuuskur said:
am I stupid or..?
It's a meme going around. A naughty one. "What are you doing stepbrother!?"
 
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