Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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Physics news on Phys.org
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Q: What do you get if you divide a pumpkin's circumference by its radius:
A: Pumpkin π

If liars pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun

Q: What's the difference between reindeer nuts and beer nuts?
A: Beer nuts are about $5.00/can, reindeer nuts are under a buck

1988: Don't get in a car with a stranger
2008: Don't meet people from the internet alone
2022: Order an UBER from a stranger on the internet and get in the car with them alone.

Broken pencils are pointless

Q: How do you get high on yourself?
A: Set your elbow on fire and suck on your thumb

Velcro --- what a ripoff

OK, I'll be quiet now.
 
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phinds said:
If liars pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun
So C-SPAN would become the new Comedy Channel.
 
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Borg said:
So C-SPAN would become the new Comedy Channel.
And Fox News would be like watching a bonfire :smile:
 
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Actually.

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dextercioby said:
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That step ladder raised him just like his real ladder should have.
 
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At least I know my biological ladder.
 
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I don't know what to write but I'll leave a post nevertheless
 
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"My dog swallowed a bag of Scrabble tiles so I had to leave him at the vet yesterday for observation."

"Any news?"

"No word yet."
 
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Hey I'm stuck! Wait - wHaT ArE yOu dOiNg stepladder?

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Oh, the horror! :eek:

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Ibix said:
Don't make me tell the one about Noah and the adders again...
Oh go ahead, that one never gets old
 
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gmax137 said:
Oh go ahead, that one never gets old
As opinion seems to be divided (going by phinds' reaction), I'll just provide a reference.
 
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Thanks, I had forgotten the part about the table
 
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DaveC426913 said:
Hey I'm stuck! Wait - wHaT ArE yOu dOiNg stepladder?

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am I stupid or..?
 
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nuuskur said:
am I stupid or..?
It's a meme going around. A naughty one. "What are you doing stepbrother!?"
 
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