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Q: What do you get if you divide a pumpkin's circumference by its radius:
A: Pumpkin π
If liars pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun
Q: What's the difference between reindeer nuts and beer nuts?
A: Beer nuts are about $5.00/can, reindeer nuts are under a buck
1988: Don't get in a car with a stranger
2008: Don't meet people from the internet alone
2022: Order an UBER from a stranger on the internet and get in the car with them alone.
Broken pencils are pointless
Q: How do you get high on yourself?
A: Set your elbow on fire and suck on your thumb
Velcro --- what a ripoff
OK, I'll be quiet now.
A: Pumpkin π
If liars pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun
Q: What's the difference between reindeer nuts and beer nuts?
A: Beer nuts are about $5.00/can, reindeer nuts are under a buck
1988: Don't get in a car with a stranger
2008: Don't meet people from the internet alone
2022: Order an UBER from a stranger on the internet and get in the car with them alone.
Broken pencils are pointless
Q: How do you get high on yourself?
A: Set your elbow on fire and suck on your thumb
Velcro --- what a ripoff
OK, I'll be quiet now.
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And Fox News would be like watching a bonfireBorg said:
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That step ladder raised him just like his real ladder should have.dextercioby said:
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I don't know what to write but I'll leave a post nevertheless
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Hey I'm stuck! Wait - wHaT ArE yOu dOiNg stepladder?
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Oh, the horror! 
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Don't make me tell the one about Noah and the adders again...dextercioby said:
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As opinion seems to be divided (going by phinds' reaction), I'll just provide a reference.gmax137 said:
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It's a meme going around. A naughty one. "What are you doing stepbrother!?"nuuskur said:
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