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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Physics news on Phys.org
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Q: What do you get if you divide a pumpkin's circumference by its radius:
A: Pumpkin π

If liars pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun

Q: What's the difference between reindeer nuts and beer nuts?
A: Beer nuts are about $5.00/can, reindeer nuts are under a buck

1988: Don't get in a car with a stranger
2008: Don't meet people from the internet alone
2022: Order an UBER from a stranger on the internet and get in the car with them alone.

Broken pencils are pointless

Q: How do you get high on yourself?
A: Set your elbow on fire and suck on your thumb

Velcro --- what a ripoff

OK, I'll be quiet now.
 
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phinds said:
If liars pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun
So C-SPAN would become the new Comedy Channel.
 
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Borg said:
So C-SPAN would become the new Comedy Channel.
And Fox News would be like watching a bonfire :smile:
 
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Actually.

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dextercioby said:
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That step ladder raised him just like his real ladder should have.
 
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At least I know my biological ladder.
 
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I don't know what to write but I'll leave a post nevertheless
 
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"My dog swallowed a bag of Scrabble tiles so I had to leave him at the vet yesterday for observation."

"Any news?"

"No word yet."
 
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Hey I'm stuck! Wait - wHaT ArE yOu dOiNg stepladder?

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Oh, the horror! :eek:

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Ibix said:
Don't make me tell the one about Noah and the adders again...
Oh go ahead, that one never gets old
 
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gmax137 said:
Oh go ahead, that one never gets old
As opinion seems to be divided (going by phinds' reaction), I'll just provide a reference.
 
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Thanks, I had forgotten the part about the table
 
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Hey I'm stuck! Wait - wHaT ArE yOu dOiNg stepladder?

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am I stupid or..?
 
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nuuskur said:
am I stupid or..?
It's a meme going around. A naughty one. "What are you doing stepbrother!?"
 
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