Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
  • Knowledge of cultural references in humor
  • Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
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  • Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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Schrödinger's House. Stairs go up? down? both?

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Laying out a house floor plan, I didn't realize I'd chosen my typeface (and/or capitalization) poorly.
 
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DaveC426913 said:
Schrödinger's House. Stairs go up? down? both?

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Laying out a house floor plan, I didn't realize I'd chosen my typeface (and/or capitalization) poorly.
That looks like two entangled staircases, that have collapsed.
 
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DaveC426913 said:
Schrödinger's House. Stairs go up? down? both?

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Laying out a house floor plan, I didn't realize I'd chosen my typeface (and/or capitalization) poorly.
Open shell floor plan.
 
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A couple of Chuck Norris favorites:

Chuck Norris can recite all of the digits of ##\pi##. Backwards.

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then the grenade exploded.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris got rid of the Periodic Table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of species that Chuck Norris allows to live.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

Chuck Norris once went to a feminist rally and left with an ironed shirt and a sandwich.

-Dan
 
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phinds said:
When I get a headache I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
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Do you happen to know a similar drug but with a different prescription , just asking for a friend - his a teacher at elementary school...
 
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artis said:
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Do you happen to know a similar drug but with a different prescription , just asking for a friend - his a teacher at elementary school...
Jim Beam.

-Dan
 
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Samuel Brinton, the former Biden administration senior Department of Energy official facing charges for alleged airport baggage theft, faces up to five years in prison and a $10,000 fine. Brinton is accused of stealing a bag worth $3,670 at Las Vegas' Harry Reid International Airport on June 6, 2022. The bag contained jewelry valued at $1,700, clothing worth $850 and makeup valued at $500.
Samuel Brinton - the bad guy in a dress (a dress that he just stole from an airport luggage)

Now somebody needs to find a good guy in a dress to stop Samuel.
I suggest RuPaul!
 
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Priscilla !!! Oh no!



Seems to me the recent situation with US freight train accidents is off the rails...
 
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was 2 tired!
 
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In homage to pi(e) day:
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WWGD said:
In homage to pi(e) day:
How is "3.11" pi?
 
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How is "3.11" pi?

Bystander said:
How is "3.11" pi?
A little ahead .
 
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