Collection of Lame Jokes

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[fresh_42]

My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect. And for that I am eternally grapefruit.

 

[BillTre]

I got my first computer because I was writing my thesis and am a poor speller.

 

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[jtbell]

I got my first computer because I was writing my thesis and am a poor speller.

I wrote my PhD dissertation in the early 1980s using the TECO text editor and RUNOFF page formatter on my department's VAX 11/780, on which I had done all the Fortran programming for my data analysis. No spell-checker.

Unfortunately, the dissertation office didn't accept the output from our line printer, so I turned it over to one of the department secretaries, who typed dissertations as a side gig. She told me it was the fastest dissertation she had ever done, because she had a clean printout to work from, not my handwriting, and we didn't need to make any major changes, just correct a few typos, and some changes recommended by my dissertation committee.

 

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