Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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dextercioby said:
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Why did I think of this?
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(This will make sense only if you have seen a specific British sitcom from the 70s and early 80s.)
 
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Say hello to our new employee in accounting!

Excel Rose

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Installation expert!
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A DEA officer stopped by our farm and said “I need to inspect your farm for growing illegal drugs.” I said “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.”
The arrogant officer shoved his badge in my face. “See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish on any land!!
I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull. With every step the bull was gaining ground. The officer was clearly terrified.
I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs, “Your badge, show him your BADGE!!”

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A man orders 5 beers and drinks them pretty fast.
Then he orders 4 beers and drinks them pretty fast.
Then 3.
Then 2.

Then he slurs: That is funny. The less I drink the more I get drunk.
 
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A little engineering humor...

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What happened to

“Never insult seven men when all your packing is a six-shooter.”

Zane Grey
 
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Ouch! Took me at least 20 seconds to figure that one out. Embarrassing.
 
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phinds said:
Ouch! Took me at least 20 seconds to figure that one out. Embarrassing.
You beat me by ~ a minute---no longer king of the __________.
 
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dextercioby said:
This is reality! There are a few sites in Germany where busloads of Chinese tourists are regularly driven through (Rüdesheim, Tittsee, Heidelberg, Neuschwanstein). And not a few of them carry back home all the trash they produced!
 
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Arguably, the ad could have been placed better.
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Pretty sure this one, or one just like it, has been posted here before, but just in case ...
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Typical case of Better safe than sorry :smile:
 
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I don't know, man. The Trojans weren't particularly reliable when it comes to letting a fun thing in and keeping it from spilling out a few sneaky guys that then mess up everything.
 
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BvU said:
Typical case of Better safe than sorry :smile:
You certainly mean by buying the diapers.
 
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