Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #15,061
What's worse than being dumped by your spouse / boyfriend / girlfriend?

Being dumped by a chatbot.

HALey: "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that any more."
 
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fresh_42 said:
I didn't know how to translate the spirit and "Sauber!"

Sauber means 'clean' (also 'pure' I guess? Similar to a Dutch word). But in this case I think 'sharp' would be better, in the sense of 'sharpest tool in the shed', with a healthy dose of sarcasm 😆. Or 'right on!' will also work. So you could translate it as:

"Right on! He got it!"
 
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DYK that modern kids come with automatic remote control for "come down for dinner"?
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Went to visit my friend at the hospital. He was in a room with six sick Sikhs.
 
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WWGD said:
Went to visit my friend at the hospital. He was in a room with six, sick Sikhs.
Try "six sick chicks seek six chic Sikhs."
 
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Try this:
Sixth sick Shikh's sixth sheep's sick.
 
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People are shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.
 
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My uncle was a conductor. He got hit by lightning.
 
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kuruman said:
My uncle was a conductor. He got hit by lightning.
My uncle was a conductor. He took his own baton to work on his first day, but the bus driver said he didn't need one.
 
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I hope I will keep this in mind ...

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