Collection of Lame Jokes

[jtbell]

What's worse than being dumped by your spouse / boyfriend / girlfriend?

Being dumped by a chatbot.

HALey: "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that any more."

 

[Arjan82]

I didn't know how to translate the spirit and "Sauber!"

Sauber means 'clean' (also 'pure' I guess? Similar to a Dutch word). But in this case I think 'sharp' would be better, in the sense of 'sharpest tool in the shed', with a healthy dose of sarcasm . Or 'right on!' will also work. So you could translate it as:

"Right on! He got it!"

 

[nuuskur]

 

[fresh_42]

 

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[fresh_42]

DYK that modern kids come with automatic remote control for "come down for dinner"?

Spoiler

 

[WWGD]

Went to visit my friend at the hospital. He was in a room with six sick Sikhs.

 

[kuruman]

Went to visit my friend at the hospital. He was in a room with six, sick Sikhs.

Try "six sick chicks seek six chic Sikhs."

 

[Wrichik Basu]

Try this:

Sixth sick Shikh's sixth sheep's sick.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jack action]

People are shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.

 

[kuruman]

My uncle was a conductor. He got hit by lightning.

 

[DrGreg]

My uncle was a conductor. He got hit by lightning.

My uncle was a conductor. He took his own baton to work on his first day, but the bus driver said he didn't need one.

 

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[fresh_42]

I hope I will keep this in mind ...

 

[DennisN]

 

[BillTre]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Arjan82]

 

[DennisN]

 

[DennisN]