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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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At least he has the defroster on. Otherwise, the steam from the soup would fog up the windows.
 
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I'll never forget the look on the cashier's face when she scanned the packet of bird seeds, and I asked her how long does it take for the birds to grow once I planted them.
 
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jack action said:
I'll never forget the look on the cashier's face when she scanned the packet of bird seeds, and I asked her how long does it take for the birds to grow once I planted them.
And how long did it take? Asking for a friend ...

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I wat to start growing my own food. But, I can't find bacon seeds anywhere.

Sorry, that might be a repeat.
 
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A kind of stale one:
Everyone talks about Newton's Law, but Cole's law is more important.
What's Cole's Law?
Thinly-sliced cabbage

Apologies , my phone doesn't give me the option of hiding text
 
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WWGD said:
A kind of stale one:
Everyone talks about Newton's Law, but Cole's law is more important.
What's Cole's Law?
Thinly-sliced cabbage

Apologies , my phone doesn't give me the option of hiding text
As always the one who did the most work gets no attention.
Slaw is not even mentioned in the testbooks.
( I have added the half explanation just in case someone does not get your joke and appreciate it to the full extent to which it deserves )
 
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jtbell said:
According to QI, ptarmigan is spelt that way in English because it was incorrectly assumed to be Greek so a silent-in-English P was added at the beginning, similar to words like pterodactyl. But it's Scots Gaelic (tàmachan, IIRC) and never had a p that we could choose not to say.
 
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And here is our brand-new one-way-hammer:

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Ibix said:
According to QI, ptarmigan is spelt that way in English because it was incorrectly assumed to be Greek so a silent-in-English P was added at the beginning, similar to words like pterodactyl. But it's Scots Gaelic (tàmachan, IIRC) and never had a p that we could choose not to say.
And you say that Germans were complicated. We call them snowchickens.
 
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fresh_42 said:
And you say that Germans were complicated. We call them snowchickens.
Yeah, Germans are not complicated. To name something, they just state the definition of it and remove all spaces: Bam! You have a new word!
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My friend has a son called Eitan, who happens to be Eitan a half years old.
 
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Ibix said:
I bought a camouflage jacket the other day, and now I can't find it.
A similar joke:

My friend needed to change his identity so I lent him money for plastic surgery.

Now I can't get my money back because I don't know what he looks like.
 
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dextercioby said:
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Interesting that the next human's pronoun is "it".
 
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Good advice!

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