Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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At least he has the defroster on. Otherwise, the steam from the soup would fog up the windows.
 
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I'll never forget the look on the cashier's face when she scanned the packet of bird seeds, and I asked her how long does it take for the birds to grow once I planted them.
 
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jack action said:
I'll never forget the look on the cashier's face when she scanned the packet of bird seeds, and I asked her how long does it take for the birds to grow once I planted them.
And how long did it take? Asking for a friend ...

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I wat to start growing my own food. But, I can't find bacon seeds anywhere.

Sorry, that might be a repeat.
 
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A kind of stale one:
Everyone talks about Newton's Law, but Cole's law is more important.
What's Cole's Law?
Thinly-sliced cabbage

Apologies , my phone doesn't give me the option of hiding text
 
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WWGD said:
A kind of stale one:
Everyone talks about Newton's Law, but Cole's law is more important.
What's Cole's Law?
Thinly-sliced cabbage

Apologies , my phone doesn't give me the option of hiding text
As always the one who did the most work gets no attention.
Slaw is not even mentioned in the testbooks.
( I have added the half explanation just in case someone does not get your joke and appreciate it to the full extent to which it deserves )
 
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jtbell said:
According to QI, ptarmigan is spelt that way in English because it was incorrectly assumed to be Greek so a silent-in-English P was added at the beginning, similar to words like pterodactyl. But it's Scots Gaelic (tàmachan, IIRC) and never had a p that we could choose not to say.
 
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And here is our brand-new one-way-hammer:

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Ibix said:
According to QI, ptarmigan is spelt that way in English because it was incorrectly assumed to be Greek so a silent-in-English P was added at the beginning, similar to words like pterodactyl. But it's Scots Gaelic (tàmachan, IIRC) and never had a p that we could choose not to say.
And you say that Germans were complicated. We call them snowchickens.
 
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fresh_42 said:
And you say that Germans were complicated. We call them snowchickens.
Yeah, Germans are not complicated. To name something, they just state the definition of it and remove all spaces: Bam! You have a new word!
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My friend has a son called Eitan, who happens to be Eitan a half years old.
 
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Ibix said:
I bought a camouflage jacket the other day, and now I can't find it.
A similar joke:

My friend needed to change his identity so I lent him money for plastic surgery.

Now I can't get my money back because I don't know what he looks like.
 
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dextercioby said:
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Interesting that the next human's pronoun is "it".
 
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Good advice!

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