Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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benorin said:
Oh, the irony!
Indeed! And London isn't the cheapest place to work. The position requires at least a ticket for the tube and money to have lunch.
 
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Meeting someone I hadn't seen in a while.
Her: " I don't remember what you look like"
Me: " Don't worry, I remember what I look like".
 
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davenn said:
And, of course, Man is an island.

(Isle of Man, for those unfamiliar with UK geography.)
 
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Remembering a funny moment with my mom. Don't know if I already " Told it":

I went out to eat with mom. Service was horrible from beginning to end. We left the restaurant, gave no tip whatsoever.
Waiter approaches us as we're exiting the place. He says : " Ma' am, service is not included". My mom replies: " Yes, I can tell". And we walked out.
 
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I don't know what is more disturbing, the soup or the liquor ...
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