Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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Where do elephants go, when they need to find a dentist?

Tuscaloosa, Alabama.
 
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jtbell said:
Where do elephants go, when they need to find a dentist?

Tuscaloosa, Alabama.
Here is one of the same ouch level:

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- I love Eminem.

- I prefer Skittles.

- No, not the candy, the rapper.

- Why would I eat the wrapper??
 
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"With the right power, I could plane a kitchen table" - from an old ad for Mercury outboard motors.
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I remember that ad - which dates me.
 
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Dr Kevorkian, an accomplished pianist, put out an album shortly before dying:

" Dr Jack Kevorkian: Unplugged".
 
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ohwilleke said:
Closer to the center of the earth, thus more gravitational attraction. :biggrin:
 
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ohwilleke said:
Maybe they use AI to identify the craters so as to steer towards them.
 
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Hotel Clerk to photon who is checking in: Any luggage, sir?
Photon: Nope, I'm traveling light.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Sader than this is that it works.
How do you mean " it works"? It's just circular
 
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WWGD said:
How do you mean " it works"? It's just circular
I meant that people consider this a valid argument. It works as an ad. They actually think that this store has "all" in stock. Of course, it's circular, but who notices, and more importantly, who does not?
 
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When you're cool and you shave your head, everyone says: " Hey man, cool haircut". When I shaved mine, they asked " How's the chemo(therapy) going? What did the doctors say?"
 
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