Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Where do elephants go, when they need to find a dentist?

Tuscaloosa, Alabama.
 
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jtbell said:
Where do elephants go, when they need to find a dentist?

Tuscaloosa, Alabama.
Here is one of the same ouch level:

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- I love Eminem.

- I prefer Skittles.

- No, not the candy, the rapper.

- Why would I eat the wrapper??
 
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"With the right power, I could plane a kitchen table" - from an old ad for Mercury outboard motors.
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I remember that ad - which dates me.
 
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Dr Kevorkian, an accomplished pianist, put out an album shortly before dying:

" Dr Jack Kevorkian: Unplugged".
 
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ohwilleke said:
Closer to the center of the earth, thus more gravitational attraction. :biggrin:
 
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ohwilleke said:
Maybe they use AI to identify the craters so as to steer towards them.
 
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Hotel Clerk to photon who is checking in: Any luggage, sir?
Photon: Nope, I'm traveling light.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Sader than this is that it works.
How do you mean " it works"? It's just circular
 
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WWGD said:
How do you mean " it works"? It's just circular
I meant that people consider this a valid argument. It works as an ad. They actually think that this store has "all" in stock. Of course, it's circular, but who notices, and more importantly, who does not?
 
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When you're cool and you shave your head, everyone says: " Hey man, cool haircut". When I shaved mine, they asked " How's the chemo(therapy) going? What did the doctors say?"
 
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