Collection of Lame Jokes

[jack action]

 

[jtbell]

Where do elephants go, when they need to find a dentist?

Tuscaloosa, Alabama.

 

[fresh_42]

Where do elephants go, when they need to find a dentist?

Tuscaloosa, Alabama.

Here is one of the same ouch level:

 

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[dextercioby]

 

[collinsmark]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jack action]

- I love Eminem.

- I prefer Skittles.

- No, not the candy, the rapper.

- Why would I eat the wrapper??

 

[jack action]

 

[jrmichler]

"With the right power, I could plane a kitchen table" - from an old ad for Mercury outboard motors.

I remember that ad - which dates me.

 

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[dextercioby]

 

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[WWGD]

Dr Kevorkian, an accomplished pianist, put out an album shortly before dying:

" Dr Jack Kevorkian: Unplugged".

 

[ohwilleke]

 

[fresh_42]

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Closer to the center of the earth, thus more gravitational attraction.

 

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Sader than this is that it works.

 

[jtbell]

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Maybe they use AI to identify the craters so as to steer towards them.

 

[jtbell]

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Was that Yogi Berra's retirement gig?

 

[phinds]

Hotel Clerk to photon who is checking in: Any luggage, sir?
Photon: Nope, I'm traveling light.

 

[jack action]

 

[WWGD]

Sader than this is that it works.

How do you mean " it works"? It's just circular

 

[fresh_42]

How do you mean " it works"? It's just circular

I meant that people consider this a valid argument. It works as an ad. They actually think that this store has "all" in stock. Of course, it's circular, but who notices, and more importantly, who does not?

 

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[WWGD]

When you're cool and you shave your head, everyone says: " Hey man, cool haircut". When I shaved mine, they asked " How's the chemo(therapy) going? What did the doctors say?"